UKAP AWARDS NOMINATION LISTS

[Kaizen_xxx]

Great news for KaizenXXX to have two nominations. Thanks to all the performers who really upped their game and made Diamond Geezers & Cirque de Sex unique and fresh.

Good luck to all the other nominees !!!

[one eyed jack]

And if we win one each? We piss in our own beer?

If you do. Can you video that and put it on youtube please? !laugh!

[DickBush]

Ha! Definitely!

[KazB]

Wouldn't be the first time some of us have drank piss - sometimes unknowingly and other times knowingly

[MISTER C]

You know, I've thought of MANY retorts to this piss-drinking malarky (mostly involving Holly D)....

....but all i can say is good luck to all, and I hope that we carry on having the UKAP awards, but also...

...Pete Le Meat!.....oi!....

...what happened to the MASSIVE awards!?!

.....was it gangster interference? rubbish!


Someone please bring those back, because that gave us all a purpose.....and a red carpet! !happy!


a bloody big BOO!!!!

[traceylain]

Some producers not nominated are voting on some awards.There are judges from the UK and European adult trade magazines reviewers,a couple of models not nominated in any films,and a couple of European adult magazine press.The aim is to make it a vote which is fair and mostly unbiased.Obviously we cant actually name them till after the results to avoid any coersion,but we will be happy to announce the judges on the night.
I think the categories speak for themselves as to what is required.
We are only sorry that some entries were not nominated because they didnt fit the categories very well.We have only had so much sponsorship to cover costs of the awards,and hopefully if it is a succesfull night we can do more next year.

[MISTER C]

It's impossible to please everyone, don't stress tracey !happy!

[one eyed jack]

You will be judged by peers Paul so if you win you can take extra pride in that award knowing that it wasn't judged on politics and all that other bollocks that ruin awards and I for one would like to see it stay that way.

Peers and peoples choice votes is the only real indication of worth in my opinion.

No one knows who the judges are so no bribes of money or sexual favours...

Damn!

[jimslip]

OEJ, you said:"You will be judged by peers Paul........"

Oh no, not that Peers Morgan, he'll hate my stuff, I haven't got a chance!!help!

[KazB]

That sounds very fair and wise.