UKAP AWARDS NOMINATION LISTS

[Holly D]

woah, how have I been dragged into this piss drinking thing? Im not drinking anyones piss!!

[DickBush]

Not that you know of.

[MISTER C]

Now you've gone and spoilt it Dick! !hmmm!

[Holly D]

lucky I dont accept drinks of strange men, especially ones that smell of piss (drinks that smell like piss, not men that smell like piss (dont want you to think that Im saying you smell like piss, though now that I think about it....) not that I accept drinks from men that smell like piss either).

[one eyed jack]

Peers Morgan hates everything Jim. So everyone would lose if we had him as a judge which would negate the need to have him asa judge because someones gotta win

[MISTER C]

Peers Morgan smells of piss...

[Holly D]

yeah, its cos I pissed on him.

[DickBush]

Jeez Holly, you certainly can wax lyrical about pissing.

[Holly D]

oi, I wasnt the one who started off all this pissing talk!