"What Makes Good Lesbian Porno" Quiz!

[Bobby]

Hey all,

I'm finally getting out of mainstream video production and into adult video. I'm going to be shooting my first gonzo style flick in about a month and I'm going to start with a hardcore girl on girl shoot.

Now, I have my personal preferences, but I always believe in listening to the potential customer first. So I'd like a general concensus about what makes a great lesbian film. Bear in mind I've been a professional lighting/ cameraman, editor and producer over the past decade, so the technical side will be greatly taken care of. But content is the thing, so let me know what you want.

Personally, I can't stand lipstick lesbian shoots. I don't care how beautiful the women are, if they're not going for it, I won't watch. But maybe that's just me. I prefer to see things a little more rough and raw but the rest of you may disagree.

So if you had to place the following criteria in order of preference, what would it be? And feel free to add anything I may have missed.


Really wild, very enthusiastic sex.
Streams of filthy talk.
Lots of toys and insertions.
Taking a long slooooooow time undressing.
Very beautiful, potentially unknown girls (but perhaps a little less enthused)
Lots of outrageous sexual nastiness.


And last but not least... Can I hear some preferences of 2 girls you'd like to see in this shoot.

Oh and how would you feel about watching 90 minutes of it? Too much, or is it going to have to be an ensemble piece to keep you happy?

Bobby

[Bill Malone]

90 minutes would be a luxury. Usually it's as many as possible in 90 mins. There would have to be a chemistry for it to really work for that long, though, so go for two girls who know each other and aren't just after the cash. Wendy and Rebekah pee in each others mouths on a regular basis, sometimes for fun I'm safely assuming, so they'd be a good start.

Or Claire Keirnan and LDM if you're feeling rich.

[jj]

I'd go with Bill on this one, with the addition of:
REAL kissing (none of that pointy-tongue, 'mwaaah' shite).
A slow build-up (but not TOO slow, heh heh...that's where you earn YOUR
money, knowing when to shout 'cut').
PROPER licking/sucking/kissing/finger-fucking of genitals (eventually), also
maybe toys (very eventually).
Dirty talk? Not for me (well, at least not much- so much les dialogue is
laughable).
Lingerie: absolutely (and it, and the heels, stay ON !!).
Wild/enthusiastic? Of course, as long as it's built up to, and not obviously
faked.
V beautiful? Not necessarily, if all/most of the above are fulfilled.
Claire K? Yes, but the girl is not as imporatnt as the chemistry, or the
above.

[Mephisto]

"Wendy and Rebekah pee in each others mouths on a regular basis"

Charming.

But regarding Bobby?s query. I would advise that he sticks to the day job. However, if he wishes to press on regardless and wants to get an idea what constitutes great lesbian erotica don?t bother looking at any recent lesbian porn films, as most are mechanical, soulless, perfunctory cobblers. The most stimulating lesbian scene I have recently witnessed was in a ?straight? movie between the two main female protagonists. The movie in question being David Lynch?s ?Mulholand Drive.? There was none of this type of nonsense -

?rough and raw
Really wild, very enthusiastic sex.
Streams of filthy talk.
Lots of toys and insertions.?

- that in reality only takes place in bad lesbian porn films that are the product of giddy performers and over enthusiastic, self indulgent directors. I found the lesbian sequences in Mulholand Drive to be extremely horny, at a time when my jaded palate is almost hornied out. If one could capture and expand the essence of those few fleeting minutes in Mulholand Drive then one might be on the way to lesbian porn nirvana.

90 minutes is far to long for a two-girl film. You would need at least another two girls and different scenes/scenarios.

Oh, and since your asking, I?d like to see Claire Sweeny (my current dream girl) and that blonde bird, who reads the Six O?clock News on the Beeb, getting down to some seriously sensual and arousing action, preferably while they?ve got their lipstick, stockings and high heels on on ? Well, if were indulging our wildest fantasies we might as well go the whole hog and dream of stratospheric divinities that take pride in their appearance. So, can you fix it for me?


Mephisto

[Mephisto]

I could go along with all that.


Mephisto - he's an agreeable chap.

[jj]

You're not so bad yourself: one hears such terrible things about you Fiends from Hell.
It's always Spin, isn't it? Just makes you spit........

[EC]

Also the scene in the mainstream film Bound between Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly

[The Healer]

Classy women, no piercings if poss, no tattoos, nice setting, not a Holiday Inn, quality lingerie, no spitting, more than two minutes before the dildo appears, no stupidly false tits.

Max of 15 mins a scene, a couple of decent solo clips and an orgy to finish with.

Denise Van Outen, Konnie Huq, Sophie Raworth, Vida Garman, Kelle Marie and Tamara Noon should suffice!!

[jj]

'No spitting'? It's not all-in wrestling, ya know....um....well.....
Half-hour-ish, solos only if before, and leading to, the main event.
No orgies- too many arms and legs and bits everywhere, can't make out who's doing what to whom.
Tats/ironmongery only on the 'daddy', where provided.......not enough of this about- a butch and a femme adds an air of versimiitude.
But even better, two pretty, lingeried ladies as outlined above......

[Lizard]

"What Makes Good Lesbian Porno"

I,ll tell you.

Find two lesbians who live together,and have nothing to do with the porn industry, and offer them a lot of cash to have thier private lives filmed.

Oh, make sure there attractive and very liberal minded with a good underwear collection, and a nice house.

Lizard (his kettles blown)