L Hodges

[crofter]

better mortadella than spam methinks??

[Syd the Italophobe]

Nah....'orrible nasty smelly greasy Eyetie stuff.
Much prefer olives...oh shit, they's Itty too.....umm.....spag. bol.? Nah.....
Oh.....errrr......bugger.
Shit.