A Safer Bukkake Technique

[fevrd]

I?d like to share with you a technique I?ve developed over a considerable period of research and experimentation which will solve once and for all the problem of spunk in the eye. I offer this out of a disinterested love of humanity and not at all from any prurient or frivolous desire to inject a much needed dose of filth into this debate.

You need to be standing in front of the girl with her mouth at cock height. You need to be right up close wanking away with her little pink tongue flickering about licking the top of your knob. When you feel you are about to come you alert the cameraman with the codewords WHEEOUGH!!! WHARRRGGH!!! WHOO-ORRGGH!!! (make sure you pronounce them properly especially that last one ? two syllables there), then move forward to contact steadying her head with your hand if necessary and FLOOD HER TONGUE WITH SPUNK! It?s a great shot and a great feeling I can tell you, that pretty much makes bukkake worth while.

I remember Sandie had Alicia Rhodes down to one of her parties. They put their heads together with tongues touching and I had the ineffable privilege of simultaneously FLOODING BOTH THEIR TONGUES WITH SPUNK! My God, it was so brilliant I nearly farted.

Excuse me, I think I?ve got to go somewhere? oops, too late.

fevrd
PS. How do you get spunk out of a keyboard

[fevrd]

PPS. It?s all right, I?ve worked it out. You pull off the keycaps and lick it clean.

[fevrd]

PPPS. It?s more fun if you don?t unplug it or turn the power off.

[Crome]

lmao!

[shaz]

lol tony... i think if we all thought about it there would b many ways in which we could all hav more safer sex. so lets clean up our acts & start thinking of others..this discussion has gone on for 2 long am outta here gone good luck with the storm!!

[steve56]

shaz,your right there must be nearly 200 responses to it,was worse in the mid80s evrey time you turned the tv on there were all these ads for HIV ETC.