Porn Bloopers

[Mark]

Hi everyone

Ever wondered what happens on set when things go wrong? When the bed collapses? When the actors fluff their lines? When the fluffer doesn't fluff her leading man? When the scenary falls down? Or the film stars are involved in circumstances beyond their control?

I'm making a TV series about porn bloopers and I'd like to talk to film producers who use this site about licensing clips for the series.

Please get in touch if you want more info.

Thanks in advance

Mark
Diverse Television
0207 603 4576

[Rhubarb]

or worst of all when the leading lady says with a deposit on her tongue arhh you bastard you been eating garlick or smoked mackeral !!!

[Peter]

Does licencing = paying?

[Riley]

If it does that will be a first!!! ...d:o)

[steve56]

i can just see dennis norden now,so next time someone askes you why you cant come look at this cock up?lol

[Bruce Lee]

Ocaissionally, Steve DOES come out with a blinder. This was one of them. That means his next 250 posts can be discounted before Steve comes up with another 'gem'

[Bill Malone]

Mark


This TV show would either have to be full of very tame/very censored bloopers if for ITV, CH4 or Ch5; or would only be for European satellite porn channels.

Which is it?

[magoo]

Not really. They could just pixellate the genitals like Channel Four do on that Seymore Butts docusoap they are running at the moment.

[dave]

Strange that u should mention D Norden. I used to use Corniche video a lot & I saw him in there a coupla times. Honest - and he wasn't looking in the movie section.