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Blimey!! That is Sandie in Joanna Jet's movie!!

Nice to hear you finally made it home, Phil, after your Fantastic Voyage to get there! Hey, did you escape the demolition of your hotel, or did the wrecking crew move in while you were in bed?

Looks like I missed a shoot out at the Paris hotel by about 10 minutes: some carjacker got shot in the face on the casino steps as I was about 200 yards down the road! Lively place, that Vegas...

Shame Alicia didn't win, but then she was in good company: none of the Brits did well except for Gazzman!

There was 4 film crews filming news stories as we checked out, we were the last checkout (not that that is unusual) live on LV TV and Fox, They saw Disco Daves CES bag and assumed we were there for the show. We pointed out that our visit as always for the porn and backed it up with Daves FUCK CENSORSHIP t-shirt. Strangely they made their excuses and left.
I have known the owner of the hotel for 8 years she had tears in her eyes, like us all, it seemed strange it won't be there next year Vegas is so fast every year it changes.
Alicia looked fantastic, why she doesn't fancy shaggin me I don't know maybe I'm to shy.

The safest place in vegas is in the Spearment Rhino you get covered in hot sweaty female body armour, I took Disco Dave, Bev Cocks and Christopher Blue. The girls in there are frikin awesome I now have to find a good excuse for my Visa card getting hammered.

I got the Tyson Pictures up on blueprintxxx.com so if you want a few for your feature just ask, the rest of the galleries go up tommorow.

Phil McC

Phil,
You should've gone to Cheetahs, the most famous lapdance club in Vegas. One night there were 160 girls in there, half of them are porn girls or hookers and there was barely a minger among them. And when they give you a dance, watch out for the Orientals and girls from Brazil; they whack their hands right down your trousers!

Disco Dave did a 100buck private and the girl had her hand down his thomas the tank boxers, this was before she shook him like a washing machine with a doggy stabiliser and a wet duffle coat in it,
We get free entry and VIP table at Spearment, Celeb's and all that bull,
Done Cheatahs it's tops, we got two girls back to the room a couple of years ago for a private and they only charged half because I was dressed as superman, well except for the waders. Fuck Truck Stuart fell out the wardrope laughing so the girls dressed him in their underware took a few polaroids of him which are probably still in Cheetah's dressing room,

You hard at work I see,


Phil McC

Hi,

Yep, I'm a Brit and apart from just one detail, I do not believe there is anything else about me that deserves the term "him".

As for whether I will get added to the DB, that all depends on how open minded the world has become

Kiss kiss,


Joanna Jet
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I've seen some Joannajet stuff and I think she is great! She looks like a very sexy woman apart from one detail. I think gender is more than just the "soft dangly bits" as Blackadder put it. I'm a "straight bloke" but she turns me on - I think she should have an honorary listing here.

Hi Bayleaf,

If it helps to get your head around it, try thinking of it as a lesbian scene where one of the chicks has a real strap-on


Joanna
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No awards! Performer of the year bar none!