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That's the fellah. Big, er, eyebrows........

I have a part-time vacancy for someone to be my Memory- would you be interested, at all?

Hey I will have you know that only one person has pissed themselves anywhere near my super green sofa, or bed for that matter. A Page 3 girl who did it while laughing at one of her own jokes.

Michaela Strachan.
Threepence a dozen.