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Re: Is the US invasion starting...

Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 1:05 pm
by mark cremona
Hi there Dave, great to hear from you too old buddy! after I finished pissing myself laughing I thought I would deign a reply to you :-)
in answer to your question I would say the only way to ascertain his genuine englishness is to enquire wether or not he knows where Surbiton is! only a real English toff would know Surbiton! the "cor blimey luv a duck" routine would only serve to confirm our worst suspicions...he watches EastEnders, and they watch Eastenders in Bombay, so it means nothing.

stay in touch old buddy!


Re: Is the US invasion starting...

Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 1:33 pm
by Ben Dover
The guy is a mysogynist tosser of the highest water my friend. To be avoided at all costs imho. Others of course may have a different view.


Re:US Pornstar Invasion/ Our darkest hour

Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 3:57 pm
by David Lever
Mark perhaps you'd like to reflect on the following speech, regarding the American Pornstar Invasion,

"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old"

Perhaps its time to form a sort of "Dad's Army" of British pornstars to stave off the invader!

Re: Is the US invasion starting...

Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 4:06 pm
by sandie
didnt they already invade the uk last year when they realised our girls are cheaper than in the US.

misty rain
seymore butts
ron jeremy
anarchy
to name but afew.


Re: Is the US invasion starting...

Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 4:16 pm
by mark cremona
there is plenty of porn to fill the hole (ahem) guys like Christoph Clark and Rocco and his ilk, we might not like their semi mysogonistic style but they get the job done if you know what I mean, and they are very very popular in the states and they work almost exclusively in Eastern Europe.

there are also hundreds of so called "one man bands" who churn out the stuff in hotel rooms across Europe for a couple of hundred Euro a scene, I know because Im forced to edit the crap for our American buyers, and they cant get it fast enough, these scenes form the bulk of those "Pro Am" and "Wall to Wall" series that you see in the back of AVN, so the reality is that there is not going to be some miraculous gap in the market that will suddenly open up, in fact we may face a similar backlash of our own without the infection, girls Europe wide suddenly wanting to work Condom only regardless....if that happens then its out with the old S-VHS recorder and getting some stockings and suspenders on the Missus....


Re: Is the US invasion starting...

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 2:51 am
by denise davies
It doesn't seem like they do though Ben, your humble opinion appears to be spot on here lol