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Not since you scammed me, and sent me your incontinence pants! only worn once said the advert on e-bay gum, well once was enough.
You dirty man.

ps. Hi Sandie, you have beautiful eyes, and strong luscious legs.

Oi get your hands off my bird.
I'm about to drum up the courage to send her my picture where I look like Marino's better looking twin brother but without the wig & I don't need the likes of you causing grief.

Re: The pants. Well How did I scam you!!!
I said Used By A Pornstar Knickers.
That weekend where I bumped uglies with Fat Blodwyn with the camera on record still counts you know!

When Sandie finds out your really David Blunketts guide dog, your history..

Deletion approaching.

i like dogs!

There you go Lizard you ugly old slag, you're in with a chance.

yeah u SLAG!!!! i love that word its so, so , so, DIRTY BRITISH!

u slag!

See!
You got called a slag by Sandie.

I like the word bollocks myself.
Or when some dirty toerag is trying to be all American I like to scream "Av it you slag" and be all fierce and hard and cool.

I fucking hate wankers who pretend they are American.
Having family over there, I feel the shame as it is.

oh holden ur making me all wet. stop it. no dont stop it.

And that's just on the net HAH.


If you get real wet, can I flog your knickers on eBay?
I think I'll have enough for a slap up meal for 2 at MacD's.

Also can you go and read my love letter on the other forum and give a birds eye view please.


Bird. Total Brit word.

I know thats not you saying that to Holden Sands,

a. he cant read, so you may as well say he is a slag
b. he doesn,t type, his mum does
c. he,s incontinent
d. I,m Jelous