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Re: who are the best producers in the uk

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:56 pm
by Officer Dibble
Just stirring the pot, Simon. You know me.

Anyhow, you simply read into the post what you wanted to read. You snatched the ball and you ran with it.

Looking back at the post I can't seem to specifically see where I said 'you had to have a nice tropical beach side gaff to be a good producer'. In fact, I wasn't talking about what constitutes a good or bad producer at all. I was just trying to sum up for JemStone the overall feel of Brit visual erotica nowadays, what it might mean if she joined up, and hopefully, offering some useful pointers to a career as a model that would take into account her wholly laudable aspirations and stipulations. I don?t know about you, but I found it encouraging that a model should specify ?trustworthiness, cleanliness [nice exotic locations] and quality? from potential clients. So what?s really upset you Simon? Don?t you feel that you could live up to Jemstone?s expectations? Do you think it dangerous that I might be putting subversive ideas of self-respect and self-worth into models heads, and that as a consequence they might, in future, not be as pliable as previously, and start asking for more money?


Officer Dibble

Re: who are the best producers in the uk

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:28 pm
by chuckstar

Jem Stone...youll get to work with a lot of differnt guys i have no doubts. Youll also get to work in some great and some not so great locations.


As said...unless you go for the likes of Private etc, your gonna be shooting in a location other than a Hollywood studio. Theres nothing wrong with that...Brings a real feel to a shoot. Andy Ides has a great way of making a scene look real with an arty feel. He mentions here a power station, I did one in a run down flat for him. It made a real change to hotel room, but hotel rooms can also make a scene feel real if teh scenario fits!

Clean guys...I wash..every morning! I think youll find every one has respect for each other in that area...if im geting your question right!

Producers trying it on...well I suppose it must happen. I think youll get this more from the guys with vid cams on Tripods ( no offence guys) and not so much from the main stream. I could be wrong...I never get asked for extras by the producers!

Quality? Of what ? The camera work..the scripts ....( Scripts..that would be nice to have) To be onnist the quality of any shoots come down to you ...so if ya asking about quality of the work......you can make a huge difference with the quality of your performance . Infact...you can swing a shoot either way.

Anyway..you must be doing ok to have a job on a channel!

Chuck Starr

Re: who are the best producers in the uk

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:40 pm
by Officer Dibble
Oh Christ Terry, anything but ?nasty? - I?m having visions (nightmares) of Max Hardcore ?n? Rob Black here, it?s just not the British way. British shagging should be classy, refined, it should evoke feelings of naughty nookie with the housemaids, of Grimes the gardener potting her Ladyship?s magnificent minge box, while his Lordship looks on ? tossing himself off. It should conjure visions of shagging on the village green with some brazen husey (sporting big tits), after a pint of 'Old Speckled Ball-Bag? over at the ?Shafter?s Arms?. This is the vision of Britsex fuck fans are clamouring for. This is what the world expected of us. This is the answer.

However, having said that, this is the location I propose you shoot your next movie in -





I know is not quite Bethnal Green, but it will make a change. And, if you take care of the expenses, I propose to come along and hold your battery pack. Or, maybe we could simply forget those tiresome cameras and just go along and shag the native girls ( I hear it's a chav free zone)? You know it makes sense. Wheyhey!


Officer Dibble

Re: who are the best producers in the uk

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:38 pm
by myson
Wow, looks nice.

can I come (cum) too? :-)


Re: who are the best producers in the uk

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:11 pm
by nachovx
I'll come as well, but not for the porn. I really think porn has gone down the pan world wide. All I want to do is sit in the sun and drink some beer, watch some nice girls and that's it. No hassels of reality and never come back.

Re: who are the best producers in the uk

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:37 pm
by myson
Now that DOES sound idilic :-)


Re: who are the best producers in the uk

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:56 pm
by Officer Dibble
"I'll come as well, but not for the porn. I really think porn has gone down the pan world wide. All I want to do is sit in the sun and drink some beer, watch some nice girls and that's it."

That's right, that's pretty much what I was saying - porn everywhere is a right load of old tosh nowadays and there's little anyone can do about it. It's lost it's way, it's lost it's mystique. So, t' fuck with it, and off to the old desert island where we can lounge on a sun kissed beach, sipping beer and Pina Caladas while having our every whim indulged by beautiful, attentive, scantily attired, damsels. Every like minded person's welcome, but I expect there will still be one or two odd-bods who will prefer to stay behind in the maisonettes of chavland, filming and watching unappealing, scrawny, chaver indulging in distasteful, pseudo-sexual activities.


Officer Dibble

Re: who are the best producers in the uk

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:02 pm
by fayerampton
yo
lol !!! blimey ! nice locations , clean locations and guys that dont try it on ???!!!
think u better look for work in another industry !!!
faye xxx

Re: who are the best producers in the uk

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:15 am
by Hitman
Have a look at
trustworthyness - yes!
cleanliness [ nice exotic locations] - yes!
quality - YES!!! -

Visit the Forum :
or for more advice i suggest you contact: viv@vivthomas.com or Lewis@vivthomas.com

Examples: have a look at 2 clips that Megaton posted, they are the work of Vivthomas:



You can find more examples here:


Good luck

Re: who are the best producers in the uk

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:58 am
by one eyed jack
What does Jemstone do anyway? She didnt specify what work she wanted to do. B/g (with partner) g/g, solo, topless?

Working in a nice location with clean people doesnt always guarantee a good working experience. Contrary to what some people like to think, there are still a lot of girls, here and abroad that prefer to work the "gonzo" route for obvious reasons of spontaneity and lack of a better word speed.

Having said that then, maybe the answer is anyone of note in the industry then.