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A feast of gruel is no feast at all.


Officer Dibble

"The modern day producers feel that we all want to see dirty filthy sluts being done in every hole whilst being spitt on by 4 extras and abused like animals."

Yes, I've noticed that. We keep telling them on here, in threads like this, that it's all a load of bollocks - but they still keep on with it! Why is that?


"Modern porn especialy british is created for ease of production and the lowest minded viewer because thats what they feel sells."

And I regret we have some pretty low-minded viewers in the UK. I recall Andy Ide, a few days ago, saying how nice it would be to produce some Salieri type gear. Dream on, Andy. It would be a case of pearls before swine. This is the culture that's in thrall to the trash media. A culture that revels in the naff and banal. A culture that slaps itself on the back as it plumbs the depths in search of a common denominator ?We?re the lads! British is best!? An oafish, lager swilling, culture that takes it?s que's from such illuminating journals of style and substance as ?Nuts?, ?Zoo? and ?Heat? magazine. There?s not much room in such a culture for sophisticated, high minded, concepts like eroticism, taste and restraint.


?Stories are a thing of the past even basic ones and every film starts with the same theme female, hello I'm a slut want to watch me get fucked??

Yes, that?s such a load of shit, isn?t it? You need a story or even just a scenario, to put the sex into some kind of real life context. If not, all you have is just some tedious footage of bland, mechanical, sex-filtered, humping - and your chav bird ?stars? certainly aren?t going to pull that out of the fire.


Officer Dibble

"the good Officer Dibbsie has always been eloquent and incisive about shit porn nowadays."

You know me. I shall endeavour to maintain the critical standards for which I am justly famed. I owe it to my public.


I agree about John Lindsay - 'Health Farm' was my first porno. I'll never forget the posh, big titted bird with the top minge. Hmm, hmm. Now there's a lady I would like to shag!

Interesting about Blockbusters struggling. Particularly after it was revealed that Hollywood was in the doldrums as well. But, you know, this is part of a far wider problem that now encompasses all popular culture and entertainment - it now has no value, no soul. It's mostly formulaic shit conceived by PR men and accountants, not artists. I go down to my Blockbuster every weekend - but it's all total shite - every new movie seems to feature Jackie Chan and half a dozen twenty- something nobodies, making unfunny teenage jokes and being chased through a wood by a divi axman. All the mega blockbusters are now crafted to appeal to the chavs of the world - and apart from the odd impressive special effect, there is nothing in there, no content, nothing at all. Many of these ultra expensive movies will only be watched once, they're so dire. A total waste of Hollywood resources and talent - all in the cause of making movies 'assessable' the idiots, oafs and morons of the world. But in the process I fear they are killing the proverbial goose.


Officer Dibble

"ts high season...Look at all the totty staggering around in pretty dresses and high heels..."

Er, where? I would love to see a pretty girl in a summer dress, tottering around on high heels (last time I saw one of those it must have been 1989). But having walked up the High St, earlier on, I regret to report that all I saw was a sea of totally unappealing chav birds wearing jeans (with those studded belts) vest tops and sporting seriously dreary chav hairstyles. Oh, and I noted that hardly any of them seemed to have a waist or hips - i.e., they didn?t go in, in the middle, like they should do. I found this all pretty depressing. Check this out -


Officer Dibble

5 times a day ...sounds like you should attend the Michael Douglas school for the 'oversexed'

Yes porn made today might be all those things to you but then your probably not the one its all aimed it.While some of us middle aged males yearn for the way girls looked in our youth,todays 18/19/20 year old males most likely don't.Its not what they've grown up oggling

Take someone like Stacey Owen and compare what someone of 20 & someone of 40 think of her.Todays culture is all about Fit & Thin not Curves
last time I saw curves in Porn was a few Eastern Euros but they fucked like they were dead fish so I just searched out the outlets and individual forumites
who deal in retro material,they do exist

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B....OZ

Isn't it a natural progression for a viewer to slowly over time become jaded with the ordinary porn wether good or bad and eventually need extremes to feel anything?

I still can't see how a scene like that in privates Cape Town where the fathers peeping through the door being suck off by the wife while the daughters having her first lesbian experience could be described as anything but perverted and certainly not arousing

The other scene where the daughters frigging herself off while listening to the parents going at it hammer & tongs next door even don ewith high production values just doesn't arouse IMHO

Give me a Man & a Woman using nothing but body language as a lead up to sex...sounds so simple but then its never that gven the saturated nature of the market

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B....OZ

Oddly enough Deuce it's the extremes that I find so tiresome. Whatever happened to a decent sex-bomb like Debee Ashby or Andrea Clarke getting dolled up in a decent outfit and simply "being sexy"? That's all I'm looking for.

Instead, like Dibble says, we've got a bunch of skinny female chavs who don't even have the imagination to put a pair of stockings and make up on before being bent over a barrell by some Wayne Rooney lookalike.

You're a man after my own heart Dibble. Yep, that's the key. The glamourpuss went the way of the dodo and the skin and bone Chav rushed to fill the void.

If Stacy Owen appeared on the scene today would she even get a start?

I get where you're coming from Deuce but surely the 20 year old today isn't so retarded that he finds a skinny chav more arousing than Debee Ashby flashing her threpenny bits whilst dolled up to the nines?

Bring back the glamourpuss.

I think the possible proof that the younger generation prefer them fit rather than curvy can be seen with the rise of the 'Barely Legal Genre' in all its various Titled series

The rise and rise in popularity of the Europeans via this genre and most Mags you care to name cannot be underestimated

When you stumble upon Mag Sets from Yesteryear the Superior Quality is blindingly obvious which is a huge advantage over todays girls regardless of bodyshape or image IMHO

I think a lot of yesteryears girls are over rated by many because they were simply the only gig in town at the time,then the Internet arrived and quality went out the window.

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B....OZ