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Re: "Sex should last 7-13 minutes"
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:53 pm
by jj
And if God was a woman sperm would taste of chocolate.
Re: "Sex should last 7-13 minutes"
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:02 pm
by jj
Wow !
For me- two weeks' notice and a Roman Candle up the arse......
Re: "Sex should last 7-13 minutes"
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:51 pm
by Layla 962
Sperm tastes good if you get too many complaints all you need is to eat more bananas to make sperm sweet.
Re: "Sex should last 7-13 minutes"
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:02 pm
by Hawkins
Or drink pineapple juice.
Re: "Sex should last 7-13 minutes"
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:04 pm
by Layla 962
Not tried pineapple juice but will do now x
But you can play with bananas while yr eating them lol x
Re: "Sex should last 7-13 minutes"
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:52 pm
by jj
Can't stand bananas.
Vindaloo- now yer talking.....
Re: "Sex should last 7-13 minutes"
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:55 pm
by jj
My Uncle Reg always recommended a pint of Hollands Gin and the juice
from a jar of cockles, before sex.
Mind you, his wife was VERY VERY ugly.............
Re: "Sex should last 7-13 minutes"
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:53 pm
by stripeysydney
Thread of the week.
Sir, you're a veritable font of imformation. I salute you.