FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

[Dave Wells]

Can't remember, got a link ?

[Porn Baron]

If you click on it you get the full size. I'd like to see that!

[Dave Wells]

Cheers PB.

[frankthring]

I still have the Paddington Bear apron. Should any huge fan of Mr Wells wish to
purchase it and savour the thought of those happy days its available for a
million quid.

[Dave Wells]

FUCKING bargain folks !

[Porn Baron]

With original spunk stains?

What about taking it to the antiques road show?

[frankthring]

I did take it to the antiques road show in Swindon. They asked if it came with
a stuffed version of Mr Wells in a glass case. ps - the spunk stains look rather
good, rather like the Shroud of Turin except dirtier !

[Dave Wells]

Not my spunk stains then either ! Mine always hit the target and that ain't the apron !

[frankthring]

Sorry, Dave, I forgot to mention the cream jug is also still available. Your spunk
turned yellow then green, with verdigris creeping up the sides, mushrooms
developed. I scraped it all out and sold the stuff to a fertility clinic in Albania
where several carrot haired little tots are now grown up and running gypsy
rackets !

[Dave Wells]

There you go, you see. I always knew I had a use !!!!!!!!!!!!!