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Re: FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:33 pm
by Dave Wells
Can't remember, got a link ?


Re: FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:03 pm
by Porn Baron
If you click on it you get the full size. I'd like to see that!


Re: FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:15 am
by Dave Wells
Cheers PB.


Re: FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:24 am
by frankthring

I still have the Paddington Bear apron. Should any huge fan of Mr Wells wish to
purchase it and savour the thought of those happy days its available for a
million quid.

Re: FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:30 am
by Dave Wells
FUCKING bargain folks !


Re: FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:16 pm
by Porn Baron
With original spunk stains?

What about taking it to the antiques road show?


Re: FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:28 pm
by frankthring

I did take it to the antiques road show in Swindon. They asked if it came with
a stuffed version of Mr Wells in a glass case. ps - the spunk stains look rather
good, rather like the Shroud of Turin except dirtier !

Re: FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:59 pm
by Dave Wells
Not my spunk stains then either ! Mine always hit the target and that ain't the apron !


Re: FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:51 pm
by frankthring

Sorry, Dave, I forgot to mention the cream jug is also still available. Your spunk
turned yellow then green, with verdigris creeping up the sides, mushrooms
developed. I scraped it all out and sold the stuff to a fertility clinic in Albania
where several carrot haired little tots are now grown up and running gypsy
rackets !

Re: FAO Dave Wells/ Frank Thring

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:29 am
by Dave Wells
There you go, you see. I always knew I had a use !!!!!!!!!!!!!