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Well well, this is all monstrous diverting.
Pubic wigs? I never heard of such a thing. Is it a prosthetic treatment for people who lost theirs in a tragic accident involving candlewax-dripping games, perhaps? And are said perukes as notoriously unrealistic as their cephalic counterparts?
There was a TV doc a while ago about a 'pubic artist' as he called himself, dyeing and topiarising the relevant area into interesting designs..
Have seen a girl with hers trimmed in shape of crucifix, although that would seem a bit contradictory, IMHO. Perhaps a passing nun could enlighten us as to the genito-tonsorial arrangements in cloisters. Or a defrocked priest.

With Gum Arabic, presumably?

jj wrote:
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> Have seen a girl with hers trimmed in shape of crucifix,
> although that would seem a bit contradictory, IMHO.

Not really, didn't the 'rosy cross' of the Rosicrucians refer to the vagina?

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Is this a business opportunity? merkinsRus? pubicwigs.com? Phil Mc get in there!

Good God, you've got me there.......will have to do a bit of research on that one !!
There's the general thing about the sexual undertones of the whole Communion thing and the Brides of Christ and the Early Christian Love-Feast etc., of course......

Anyone takes the piss about me needing a wig gets sorted,
We have just done some stuff on pubic wigs for TV, seems they are all interested in them I have a tartan one I am planning to wear at Brussels where I have been asked to do a speech on UK porn and how professional we are etc, well that should be the end of that rummour, I am leaving on Tuesday with all the shit for my stand and as the guys who came along and met me at Erotica will confirm its as quick as I can dump the stuff and head for the bar where I will spend most of my time.
Violet and Jaydene will be running the stand for me and who wants to talk to me anyway all that happens is you lot get me to take photos of you with the girls and don't even pay me. Violet is up for an award for my stuff and Privates stuff. Just hope its a good show.
Things are going very well for us right now and I can go in to to many details at present but expect to see two more NEW soft but sweet digital chanels real soon on Sky.
I am working like a dog right now and I have 4 new titles out March and 4 more DVD's trying to get a new series of Fuck Truck shot in March and Yes I will be going to Bristol (someone has to).
One other note I am sponsoring a new British motorcyle rider this season. He is 16 and riding a YamR6. Trust me this kid will go all the way. His first meeting is Silverstone in April. So you will se my logos on his bike on Sky sports and Violet drapped all over it. She loves bikes.
We just got back from Lincoln where there is a new sex shop opened. They tell me with no problems in licence. Looks nice a couple of doors up from DS shop.
O yeh we bought a 750 Magna cruiser moto-bike at bike shop (Webbs) so this year we will be doing all the bike events on a it not that crazy fast Triumph 1200.

Best Regards,
Yours in Filth