Its All Gone Pete Tong IMHO

[magoo]

Unfortuately my lighter stopped working hence using the grill instead. Dangerous when drunk.

I am now starting to come to terms with the change of the forum! Honestly I am not a total ludite.

[woodgnome]

then perhaps you can explain the spinning jenny splinters that my new found moderating powers enable me to detect, beneath your fingernails?

[o/t buttsie]

Just make sure you don't set fire to your hair/wig...shiny and black I presume

cheers
B...OZ

[jj]

They're flint hand-axe chips, actually......