Attn Magoo

[jj]

Thin Lizzy;
Blow very hard while inverting keyboard;
Under the sofa;
43 (Douglas Adams never could count), and his real name was Montgomery Mamba.

[magoo]

Thats Ok then. Is mithering in your dictionary? Just curious as to whether theres a northern and southern edition like what there is with the Sun.

[jj]

It's there as 'mithering' [Cornish] and 'moithering/moidering' [Northern/
Scots].
Mrs JJ, being of the Kernow persuasion, claims the former, but I disagree.

[Colonel K]

So that's why MI5 turned you down..........

[magoo]

Theres whiskey in the jar. (not a spelling mistake as they were from Belfast so the "e" is appropriate)

Thats my attempt at a Class 56 reply although I doubt he was listening to Thin Lizzy in the seventies as it wasnt glam rock. I was only a wee nipper back then but it seems like yesterday.

[Lizard]

No they turned me down, because I didn,t go to public school, and take it up the arse!

[jj]

I'm fine with the 'e'.....
Wanna bet no-one but thee and me gets that 'Class 56' double entendre?

[magoo MP]

Exactly. But we best keep that quiet. Trainspotters are even more detested by the British public than asylum seekers, sex offenders and pit bull terriers all put together. BTW Bull Terriers in general are very fond of humans and protect kids (not protecting a food source before you say it) its just other dogs they hate. And the British Bulldog is one of the most placid dogs on the planet despite its association with churchill. Bulldogs love kids and are very protective of children in the family. But try telling that to Mickey Howard before he passed the Dangerous Dogs Act which was another bit of legislation aimed at pacifying the press like the current asylum bollocks we hear from Blunkett.

[jj]

Thought British Bulldog was a game?
Though that could have been Brutish........

[magoo]

So you agree? Never mind the game.....My dog ignores such trivial crap.............he is silent but deadly. Speak english boy!

You are a very silly JJ indeed

My dog never barks. He stays silent and then disgraces me by going straight for the jugular of other dogs. Hes more mental than me. I believe in peace and love but alas my dog prefers the Dubya option of pre-emptive strikes. Perhaps he is right. who knows.