Re: SEXY NEWREADERS
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 7:21 am
Jasmine LOWSON. Shes on Five now presenting some shite.
I wonder what Amanda Byrams doing now. I think her and Paddy Keilty split up ages ago. Shes probably presenting the weather on RTE (thats Irish tv incase your a troglodyte) or something. She was another one who couldnt stop flashing her knickers. I was once on the phone to JJ and he was ogling Sophie Raworth on Beeb Brekkie when I suggested he check out Amanda on the BB. He did for three seconds but then switched back to the BBC because he said Amanda was frightening him! She frightened me at times too with her crazy leg crossing antics.
I am very sad. Admitting to all this presenter ogling.
I am off to bed now. Shall return once batteries are recharged and beer restocked.
And before any one says Tariq isnt allowed to drink. I will let you into a secret which I read in someone elses Guardian. Tariq Aziz is a Christian apparently. Theres loads of Christians in Iraq. Its the most multicultural country in the middle east. Or it was before you infidels created a state of anarchy. Geneva Convention states that an invading army is responsible for keeping law and order and the safety/welfare of the people. So get it sorted out Bush and Blair. You pair of muppets. Wheres my slippers? Have you nicked my slippers again Saddam?
I wonder what Amanda Byrams doing now. I think her and Paddy Keilty split up ages ago. Shes probably presenting the weather on RTE (thats Irish tv incase your a troglodyte) or something. She was another one who couldnt stop flashing her knickers. I was once on the phone to JJ and he was ogling Sophie Raworth on Beeb Brekkie when I suggested he check out Amanda on the BB. He did for three seconds but then switched back to the BBC because he said Amanda was frightening him! She frightened me at times too with her crazy leg crossing antics.
I am very sad. Admitting to all this presenter ogling.
I am off to bed now. Shall return once batteries are recharged and beer restocked.
And before any one says Tariq isnt allowed to drink. I will let you into a secret which I read in someone elses Guardian. Tariq Aziz is a Christian apparently. Theres loads of Christians in Iraq. Its the most multicultural country in the middle east. Or it was before you infidels created a state of anarchy. Geneva Convention states that an invading army is responsible for keeping law and order and the safety/welfare of the people. So get it sorted out Bush and Blair. You pair of muppets. Wheres my slippers? Have you nicked my slippers again Saddam?