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Hmmmmmmm!! And you managed to find your way out both times!!!

Who rescued you?
They deserve a medal-not!

i got out but it took a time

"chuckle" "chuckle"

Sees this lowest common denominator humor is becoming infectious

cheers
B....OZ

dont slurp your orange juice son!

Dont try Manchester Airport, you cant even get a packet of fags or a coffee there after 6.00 pm, what a fuckin place, you go to Heathrow,Gatwick, even Glasgow airports, open all night, no problem, I,m starting to think swampy and all his mates got it right, why does it need two runways, there,s no bastard there, and dont expect to see a plane god forbid, now there talkin about a 3rd runway, what a fuckin joke, LA city of angels, Manchester, city of ghosts.
Right.. what was the question?

Magoo has a perfectly good 24/7 Asian Shoppe just 10 yards from his residence.
S'true: he told me.

I bet he drives there as well, to purchase his hair grooming products, both cranium and nasal.

Its more like 200 metres (what are yards anyway? I think my grandad told me about them once) and its not officially 24/7 but he will occasionally open at 3am if you phone him first and providing you are buying lots of alcohol and fags. He would be most annoyed if he was woken up by someone who only wanted a bar of chocolate.

Theres the allnight petrol station but they obey the law and refuse to sell booze after 11pm. Spoilsports. They usually have a lot of dazed looking students buying Rizlas and 45 packs of Monster Munch and 78 Kit Kats each at 3am. If it was not for students and other hungry cannabis smokers that garage would go bust.

And Lizard young fella me lad. My nose does not have a hair problem. Cheeky sod.