Has anyone ever worked as a tv repairman/milkman

[steve56]

my girfriend once said you dont talk about normal things like most people she still likes me?after 34 yrs,next year it will be 35 yrs since we first met.

[steve56]

she is lovely though when she rang me once and i was so xcited iwas lost for words,after our conversation ended i said i dunno what to do now she told me to put some music on.

[derek]

there is nothing wrong with the blue rinse brigade anyway!

[steve56]

sometimes the older ones turn out better than the young bits of stuff.

[Mart]

[Thinks: there's no adequate response to this , he's really lost it this time]

Mart

[Shaggy]

I worked as an electrican for liverpool council repairing sockets etc. Shagged some right dogs and some of the sights ive still give me nightmares

[mutanthalibut]

Told you, he's an intergalactic, time travelling alien

[steve56]

did you have to pat them or did you get it free?did they have rubbers?

[Mart]

Relevant (rather than O/T) joke.

Milkman, having been paid in kind says
"I thought you were a natural blonde"
She says "I am, what makes you think I'm not"
Milkman "Well, your pubic hair is black"
She "Oh, the coalman called this morning"

Mart

[steve56]

like it i like it mart