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my girfriend once said you dont talk about normal things like most people she still likes me?after 34 yrs,next year it will be 35 yrs since we first met.

she is lovely though when she rang me once and i was so xcited iwas lost for words,after our conversation ended i said i dunno what to do now she told me to put some music on.

there is nothing wrong with the blue rinse brigade anyway!

sometimes the older ones turn out better than the young bits of stuff.

[Thinks: there's no adequate response to this , he's really lost it this time]

Mart

I worked as an electrican for liverpool council repairing sockets etc. Shagged some right dogs and some of the sights ive still give me nightmares

Told you, he's an intergalactic, time travelling alien

did you have to pat them or did you get it free?did they have rubbers?

Relevant (rather than O/T) joke.

Milkman, having been paid in kind says
"I thought you were a natural blonde"
She says "I am, what makes you think I'm not"
Milkman "Well, your pubic hair is black"
She "Oh, the coalman called this morning"

Mart

like it i like it mart