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Hes male.

The stuff about porn being a substitutue was supposed to be ironic. Sorry if it lost something in the translation from northern hemisphere to southern hemisphere.

I agrre all things in moderation exept for beer and steak and kidney pies. And pizza. And possibly sex. But if I had to give one of the four up it certainly would not be the pies or the beer. I could live without the pizza though.

this girl[susan] comes from a big family which means she grew up quick,she was a young mother to her little sisters married in 77,82,85,90?has 3 kids at home ilove her but didnt want to get married.

Did she get married in all those years you mentioned? I presume you mean it was you who didnt want to get married rather than her. I wouldnt worry too much because their cooking is never as good as your mams. Except in my case of course..........my mothers a dreadfull cook but better looking than Worrel-Thompson.....but only slightly. Actually thats very nasty of me, I feel ashamed, of course my mother is nowhere near as hideous a sight as Wozza. And she probably cooks better than him the muffled voiced old troll that he is. Worrall Tompson used to frighten goats when he lived under the bridge in our dene. Now he just frightens viewers and arses about with his gay mate Harriot.

You could be husband number five if you play your cards right Steve.

i still have a yen for her

Is a yen not a chinese coin?

jap its mentioned in a 10 cc song

the cc in 10cc stands for cubic centimetres. But I dont know how many ccs you get for a yen.

no i didnt know that,thought it was something to do with male ejaculation?

i think the average male ejaculation is about 5cc or 5ml. perhaps thats what you were thinking of.

i am eating a scotch egg at the moment. are you having lasagne at the pub today or pie and mash?

ill have a canneloni at pizza xpress and 2 coffees is it true you get a awful lot a coffee in brazil?