Re: Silicone Tits
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 8:29 am
"But what the HELL is the attraction of football-sized plastic tits?"
There is no attraction; it's all bullshit and hype. A 'happening' and fashionable adult entertainment bandwagon got rolling in the States with these plastic titted abominations. So then all the American geezers who like to consider themselves happening and fashionable, automatically said "Yeah, we love it, best thing since sliced pastrami. This is what we've been waiting for decades!" Of course they're kidding themselves (much like those silly little girls, who spontaneously conclude that 'Hear Say' are the Messiahs of popular music) it's all bollocks. Geezers on the whole aren?t turned on by girls with plastic tits, because they look synthetic, unnatural and absurd. And those qualities are passion killers. Being involved in adult entertainment retail I speak with some working knowledge when I say that British geezers at least have virtually no interest in plastic titted birds (except for the odd one like Teresa) However, if you can find real birds with proper tits, and it doesn?t matter if they are slightly overweight, you will find that the old till will once more be ringing with the joyous sound of - 'Kerching!"
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There is no attraction; it's all bullshit and hype. A 'happening' and fashionable adult entertainment bandwagon got rolling in the States with these plastic titted abominations. So then all the American geezers who like to consider themselves happening and fashionable, automatically said "Yeah, we love it, best thing since sliced pastrami. This is what we've been waiting for decades!" Of course they're kidding themselves (much like those silly little girls, who spontaneously conclude that 'Hear Say' are the Messiahs of popular music) it's all bollocks. Geezers on the whole aren?t turned on by girls with plastic tits, because they look synthetic, unnatural and absurd. And those qualities are passion killers. Being involved in adult entertainment retail I speak with some working knowledge when I say that British geezers at least have virtually no interest in plastic titted birds (except for the odd one like Teresa) However, if you can find real birds with proper tits, and it doesn?t matter if they are slightly overweight, you will find that the old till will once more be ringing with the joyous sound of - 'Kerching!"
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