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Its not him I was referring to. His brothers were the lads I was thinking of.

They look a bit like my brother. Six foot two with a squashed nose.

Anyway lets not let that spoil our freindship. Keep posting pics Holden, you da man!

Holden mate!

I reckon Martine McCutcheon could suck a tennis ball through a hosepipe and then blow it back again. And whats more I have the documents to prove it.

And whats more I also have the documents to disprove it. And I have the documents to prove I never had those other documents in the first place.

I hope this clarifies our position on this matter.

Hope this helps! If not then consult my lawyer if he is sober. He might be sober...........Nah he wont be. Phone me instead. I can recommend a good hypopatumus.

You missed the ONLY one REALLY worth giving a go to, and thats Belinda, the Slater sister that comes and goes every 6 months, never mind that silly wig she has, but when her natural long hair cascades over those VERY impressive jugs, I know I press the slow-mo control on my video.

Zoe's really the only one as far as I can see, seemingly there's a plan to bring in quite a few new good looking females though, something about a dodgey escort agency storyline or something ..... not that I watch it or anything

now cat i wouldnt mind an hour with her

I happen to think Dennis is a stand up bloke, he always seemed an ordinary bloke who didnt have his head up his own arse like some. He never attended poncey parties and liked the company of his mates down his local, The Turks Head in Richmond playing snooker and having a beer and talking football. Regardless of your opinion of him, spare a thought that he was married to the horrid Rula Lenska.

dennis is ok not a bad singer either havent watched born and bred yet his new series might give it a go sometime.

They're all a bunch of whining Mockney harridans.
And so are the women.
The only well-drawn character is Wellard. And he's the best actor.

wellard needs a wash.

Sorry, I haven't got Smell-O-Vision.