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Re: My turn now

Posted: Sun May 04, 2003 11:50 pm
by magoo
Adorable Oddballs.

Call me those words baby. Thats a term of endearment. Thanks sweetheart. I love your stuff.

Sorry WG I didnt mean to step on your toes. You know me I am full of antisocial remarks about the bitches and ho's. In fact my ho had a fight with my bitch. And it resulted in me gettting locked up for foolishness. Damn crazy mothers. I sorted it out by telling my ho not to upset my bitch and all was well with the world mo fo. But that was just a silly remark. My bitch realised that my ho was OK.

If you fancy a fight with me then I would be more than happy to sort you out. Providing no mo fos involve dem selves.

Yes I have over egged the pudding like a right daft mo fo!

Re: My turn now

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 12:16 am
by Caractacus
Bout cancelled due to unfairness of match. Subsidiary challenge will now involve Magoo trying to make sense out of a Steve56 post.

Mad Scots

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 12:44 am
by magoo
Its not so hard on Clydeside. I remember Greenock. This bloke actually carried several boxes of Sugar Puffs to Spain.

We pissed our selves laughing at him.

The other bloke was a Glasgow "ned" and he was OK. Despite falling asleep on the shitter. I was out screwing this sexy young 17 yr old while the Glasgow Bloke was up on his balcony shouting "Go on Magoo Son! Give the slapper a good seeing too". It made me laugh, especialy when I saw her go the journey next day.

Re: Mad Scots

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 1:13 am
by magoo
This Glaswegian .He said to me the next day " Did you bang the wee lasssie? Old enough to bleed means old enough to breed". Naturally I explained that I could not shag the young splitarse. I would get locked up if I did!

Re: Mad Scots

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 1:24 am
by Caractacus
Right.

Re: Mad Scots

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 1:42 am
by magoo
Ok Then. I hope we understand each other.

Re: Mad Scots

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 1:48 am
by Caractacus
Abso-what-ly.

Re: Mad Scots

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 2:33 am
by magoo
Great then.

He did bring his own Sugar Puffs when we went to Spain. No fibs honest.

And the shagging of the 17 yr old was not an egg either.

Re: My turn now

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 3:27 am
by jj
Not me, mate: I'm terrified of Lizards.

Re: My turn now

Posted: Mon May 05, 2003 5:51 am
by steve56
hi rebekah,enjoying the new forum.