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Re: To Lord M Smugness

Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 5:00 am
by steve56
im still trying to work out buffy?

Re: To Layla-Jade (or any other starlet)

Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 1:03 pm
by steve56
iwas glad to leave school learned more when i left .

Re: To Layla-Jade (or any other starlet)

Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 6:40 pm
by magoo
Thats usually the way Steve. The only thing school taught me was the basics such as learning to read, write and do maths.

Nearly everything else I know or learned was self taught. I learned more from reading stuff outside of school and from tv documentaries than I learned at school.

After leaving school I would sometimes bump into teachers on the street or in the pub and I realised that they were mostly very stupid people.

I remember when I was in the fourth year and this teacher told us that the black bit of your eye is the iris. I put my hand up and said "sir, the black bit is the pupil. The coloured bit is the iris." I got the strap for "insolence" over that but I was right. The rest of the class were telling me to shut up because how could a teacher be wrong. I still feel bitter about that.

I might start a thread headed "Teachers - Educators Or Cunts" but it will probably get deleted so I wont bother.

Re: To Layla-Jade (or any other starlet)

Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 6:45 pm
by steve56
well my stay at holland park was a pain in the arse the headmaster was nearly 60odd and ditherey the teachers had their faves if you had a mother in the PTA or your old man was on the telly you were in,sorry if i sound bitter and agresive but its true.

Re: To Layla-Jade (or any other starlet)

Posted: Sat May 17, 2003 10:57 am
by Deano !
How familiar that story sounds to me ! In highschool my so-called science teacher claimed there were 3 states of matter being solids liquids and gases. I asked " Sir, but what about plasma, when gases become superheated and are no longer atomic in nature. Aren't they now considered the fourth state of matter ? " The wanker threw a blackboard duster at me which left a bruise and a lump on my forehead and informed me that " Plasma is whats in yer blood, stupid. " Many years later I now know I was right and it still shits me. Sorry if I've wandered right off the subject everyone but some teachers need a blackboard duster bounced off their thick heads.