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The Ali G character has become stale. I still find his Borat sketches quite amusing. I was on a train recently and this Lybian bloke started talking to me and I swear he was just like Borat but with a nasty streak in him. He had a white C&A suit on from about 1984. He kept talking about prostitutes and muttering things like "filthy fucking cunts". I was trying not to laugh incase he took offence, he was a scary man. When I got off the train I was having a pint in a pub and he appeared again and started bothering me again. At that point I made a sharp exit.

arabs can be a nuisance i was in pizza xpress once and this arab tart kept hiitting on me tol her iwasnt interested she kept on and on,it turns out she lives on my estate can it get any worse?

An Arab on your estate Steve? Didn't know you lived in Kennsington or Knightsbridge

arabs are evreywhere,praps i should have told that tart i was jewish that would have done it ![playing some great music here today me and mrs jones,its over]