Traci Lords documentary tonight

[steve56]

miss lords sounds very mixed up really how could the porn industry xploited her she went into the scene with her legs wide open likewise linda lovelace.

[magoo]

Ron was in Star Wars. He played Jabba The Hut and he didnt need any makeup.

[Ace]

I always think Harry Enfields 'The Scousers' look like a young Ron Jeremy.

[magoo]

I always thought the scousers looked like Joey Silvera when he had the perm. Stick Joey in a shell suit and you have an instant scouser lookalike.

I shouldnt laugh at scousers really. I used to visit Liverpool regularly to retrieve my car which had been nicked by scousers.

Q. What do you call a scouser wearing a suit?
A. The defendant

A Scouser was up in Court on a charge of armed robbery. He was brought from the cells looking dashing in his tracksuit and perm and stood in the dock before the Judge (His Honour Lionel Nutmeg). His intention was to plead not guilty to a bank robbery.

The Judge asked "Are you the defendant?"

The Scouser replied "No. I am the bloke that robbed the bank.......erm can I still plead not guilty?"

[magoo]

Jesus was walking through the marketplace healing people. He touched a leper and lo the leper was cured and went home to watch Trisha.

Then Jesus touched a person with big ears. And lo his ears did shrink.

Then Jesus spotted a homeless person. He touched that person and a house was built from the sand.

Then Jesus spotted a Scouser rolling around in a track suit and sneering at Mancs and ranting about White Lightening mixed with vodka.

Jesus felt he could heal the Scouser. But the minute he tried the scouser shouted "Fuck off! Dont heal me do-gooder I am on benefits".

[eC]

Actually I have a sci fi film NOT OF THIS WORLD, a remake of
a Roger Corman 1950s film made in 1988 which was her
first straight acting role. Low budget hokey sci fi from the
Corman studios. Its also the last time she ever appears
nude in a movie.

[Ace]

She probably did a few B-movies on the back of her porn career where she probably had her tits out, but my post was her first straight acting role, which meant where she acted instead of exhibiting, y'know?

[Izzit]

She also appeared in Roseanne as a waitress in the diner Roseanne owned

[Boring Bloke]

Er, if someone had in their possession a copy of the film New Wave Hookers, in which Traci appears, should they chuck it away? The film was made in 1985 but I'm not sure how old Traci was at this time. Over 16 hopefully!

[alec]

That was released in 1985 and she was born in 1968 -