Real Sex vs Porn Sex

[Lizard]

Lol, Magoo I wish you had been the Sex Education Teacher at my school, 'dont tek it up the shitter girls' it plays havoc with yer sheets..

[magoo]

We never got sex education at our school Liz. Our biology teacher was a repressed catholic alcoholic and could only talk about plants reproduction. Yunno stamens and all that stuff. Stamen being a plants cock.

Still we did have a young female art teacher who got sacked for fucking a sixth former. I saw her tits once. And I saw her fanny during registration when she was my formy in third year. She never wore underwear.

I got my sex ed from the letters pages of Fiesta which might explain my unusual sense of humour. I would love to meet the guy at Galaxy Publications who wrote those readers letters. I remember one called "monkey fucking" which purported to be from a splitarse who liked to shout "oh yeah. monkey fuck me" when doing it monkey/doggy style. They must have laughed like drains in the editorial office putting that letter together. I laughed at it even as a callow youth but I bet a few hundred grown men took that shite seriously.

And can I just add how nice it is on the forum now that S56 is in bed.

[buttsie]

Sounds like your friend needs a research assistant?

THE DIY crowd always come a cropper because they don't prepare properly

cheers
B....OZ

[Flett]

Many years ago I knew a girl (not in the biblical sense, sadly) who claimed that she had not had a good session unless she had "had it woofed up her shitter". As they used to say in the "Laugh In", different strokes for different folks.

[ChampagneCharlie]

Thank you all for your thoughts.

I would like to reassure everyone though that I am not quite as bad as my original post sounds.
My wife has always been a bit of a vixen, and even instigates a lot of the kinkier stuff - i'ts just that she knows i get a kick out of it so does it for my benefit.
I reckon it's not a million miles away from girls reading their 'Chick-Lit' novels and expecting a bit more romance from the bloke; Im happy to oblige because i know that it makes her happy!

So there you have it...
I watch a 'gentleman's film' and fancy some no holes barred 'porno-sex'.
She reads a 'Bird-Book' and fancies getting wisked away to Paris for a dirty weekend.

We both oblige, we're both happy!

(just don't let me near any Donkey Videos)

[The Fop]

Donkey videos? What, like OEJ's Muffin Riders?