In the words of a sugared up Beavis...YES, YES, YES!
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I too have abstained from tongue lashing so called celebs of late. But this is too much. Celebs-by-fucking-default more like.
That retard Jade Goody. Why the fuck does she keep popping up on TV with her spasticity and braindead comments?
Was "East Anugula...in dat abroad?" not enough?
Was "Saddam Hussein? What team duz 'e play for?" not enough?
Now we have to bear witness to 12 more fucking bastards who are desperate for a slice of pie?
Some wanker gave up a 70k job just to be on BB4? Now this guy is praying that he can recoup his losses by becoming the star of the show!
The fat chef who lives at home and shares a room with his brother proclaiming it to be an "Asian thing"! You what?
The "eye candy" that had to wear the most revealing figure hugging items....for our titilation? Or for a hopeful deal to front a clothing line or makeup range!
Are some of the women pretty? Yes they are. Obviously, but saying "Damn, I'd fuck the life out of Anoushka" doesn't mean I want to see the beaming bint on my bloody TV 24/7.
I hate it. I bloody hate it.
Was one backward, retarded, burger munching pig from saaaf London not enough?
Woodgnome, Alec; yes I was one of the worst offenders, but I can't be "nice" about this one.
What fucks me off more is that these psuedo wannabe celebs are then replaced by burnt out celeb shit cunts wanting a come back.
David Baddiel, you have a lot to answer for you four eyed, whinging; flabby man bitch.
It's only a matter of time before you go on Celeb BB. I pray they build a mast somewhere nearby. High enough and far enough for me to load a single shot into an AWP and put a cap in your over inflated head. Perhaps that'll cure your fucking insomnia.
NOBODY CARES THAT YOU CAN'T SLEEP. STAY AWAKE AND GET ILL FOR ALL I CARE.
