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Still, it's a nice day off for the ossifers concerned: and look, the Sun is shining, perhaps they can go paddling after..........and who gives a shit anyway? : hes 's OBVIOUSLY guilty.

Seeing as my sex-crazed WPC girlfriend is around at 20.00hrs tonight, I'm CERTAINLY counting on a copper

i fancied that 1 in party party the one that chained the bloke to the karzi.

Last time I was raided(for porn), it apparently NEEDED 9 old bill, two vans & three cars. Time 7-30a.m ish if I remember correctly. This constitutes overtime as well.
Nice to know that the Met have their priorities right..........

Outcome; me exonerated & awarded costs.
Cost to Joe Public: Thousands, plus less coppers doing what they are supposed to be doing - protecting them.
Moral: Selling unlicensed porn is far more serious than mugging, burglary,molestation, etc. etc.

theres never 1 around wen you really need 1,i often thought 99 per cent cops are gay they always go round in pairs.

Sorry about that, did not realise she had been using the kitty keyboard.

Oh, and BTW, 'count on a copper' is still, I believe, an arrestable offence......

Fair enough, I'd have thought: 9 vs you is just about a fair fight.
Taking that fat old bald geezer you tolerate must have been a doddle for the gendarmes, though............

FAT!!!........

Today, while I was shoplifting on the at the sevice staition on the motorway
there were 20 odd coppers armed to the teeth with oozi,s, cock and hagglers, pieces of bacon rind, sub machine tanks, small thermal nuclear weapons, bullet proof nose hair, stingers,grenades(not sure what flavour) and some pretty nasty body odours-guarding what looked like two mobile portaloos with I suspect, loads a maney in them, they should have been inside the place nicking me, I stole 3 cream and 2 semi skimmed milks from the little cafe and got clean away, maybe there is some justice for the little guy (well reptile) boo hah, you cant catch me....










Fuckas.