Re: Sex in Public Places, Ha Ha
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 7:07 am
According to the late unlamented Fred West, you need to be able to shove the poor animal's back legs down your wellies in order to gain the correct purchase/angle of penetration.
For a horse, I assume you'd need a mounting-block. And a litre of sedative.
Do they have these problems with say, elephants in India, or wallabies in Oz?
I once saw some Japanese prints of a girl being screwed by a horse while slung beneath it in a hammock-like affair. It was strangely (and disturbingly) erotic, a bit like those classical murals of heroically-proportioned mythical beings with diaphanously-clad temple maidens..
Now, where's me secret stash of 'Horse and Hound' ?????
For a horse, I assume you'd need a mounting-block. And a litre of sedative.
Do they have these problems with say, elephants in India, or wallabies in Oz?
I once saw some Japanese prints of a girl being screwed by a horse while slung beneath it in a hammock-like affair. It was strangely (and disturbingly) erotic, a bit like those classical murals of heroically-proportioned mythical beings with diaphanously-clad temple maidens..
Now, where's me secret stash of 'Horse and Hound' ?????