Eastenders - last night's episode

[Ivan Erection]

Id say she is the no rubber type but can you blame Alfie?How many diseases do you think an old slapper like her has had in her time?She has taken down more flies than a bug zapper.

[steve56]

she can take mine down anytime,

[Ace]

Iv'e gone off it too, silly predictable story lines and bland characters, but mainly because of piss poor acting. When Steve Owen left, it started to slide, and now Den is coming back (to boost ratings) its past believable.
Incidently, that Vicky REALLY does my head in with that pathetic accent.

[SimonS]

I don't watch it but wouldn't he have a condom machine downstairs in the pub toilet?

Failing that, why not give her a good facial drenching...the poor guys been waiting long enough, be like a one man bukkake.....but mind her eyes

[steve56]

reckon that would make her shout even more like er:FUCKING ELL ALFIE!

[steve56]

nice tight arse though.

[Mart]

It was empty.

Mart

[steve56]

love to play with it stroke it suck it kiss it.

[Holden MacGroyn]

You want to suck Kat's arse?
Strangoid man!

[Mart]

I think he means the empty condom machine. Even stranger!!!!

Mart