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Re: FAO: TopShelfBlue
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:26 pm
by Knave Editor
aahhhhhhhhh... the sweet smell of Chipmas... deep breaths... inhale... aaahhhh. Enjoying it while we can...
Re: FAO: TopShelfBlue
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 5:43 am
by Leighton Purpose
Surely you could just bottle the smell and flog it under the 'Morty' label?
Re: FAO: TopShelfBlue
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:54 am
by Mayfair & MensWorld
Morty: The Scene For Men. Only available from The Golden Plaice, Colchester.
Re: FAO: TopShelfBlue
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:58 am
by The Fop
Erm, was that a Freudian slip or a typo?
Surely a whole range of different scents could be marketed under the Morty brand. Not sure I'd want to buy many of them, mind.
Re: FAO: TopShelfBlue
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:15 am
by Leighton Purpose
Morty-brand hot battered sausage, per chance?
Sorry
Re: FAO: TopShelfBlue
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 1:19 pm
by Mayfair & MensWorld
I know he used to wear the Stench Of Depression when he worked in Witham, but he had to stop wearing that because it wasn't financially viable... Now shoo! Shoo! Move away from the sandwich van, all of you!
Re: FAO: TopShelfBlue
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 1:23 pm
by Cop Fop
That's right - put down the sandwich and move away from the vehicle!
Re: FAO: TopShelfBlue
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2003 1:27 pm
by Knave Editor
You guys!
It's actually really great here, it really is. The fact that I'm writing this at 5pm on a Friday afternoon has got nothing to do with it?