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Re: Who Do I thank??????????????
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:01 pm
by Ace
No rush Magoo, I know your'e a fellow Diamond Geezer!!!!!! Its just Angie got to have another fucking go with her ladyshave..........and I need some bush!!!
Re: Who Do I thank??????????????
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 5:18 pm
by magoo
Bush Tucker Man eh? Ask Buttsie about bush tucker. Its an Aussie thing. But the bush which Bush Tucker Man likes to forage through is not what you had in mind! He found a big pink caterpiller in his bush and ate it.
Re: Who Do I thank??????????????
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:05 pm
by Sheikh of Tweak
Major Les 'Bush Tucker man' Higgins..... been known to eat anything... luckily for us he forgot to film the racy bits
A Pink caterpillar....in outback Australiay you say...vandalism knows no bounds apparently
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Who Do I thank??????????????
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:40 pm
by magoo
Thats the fella. Major Les. I knew he was a military type. Not like British Majors ie not posh upper class twit but a normal redneck Alf from Home & Away type of bloke. It wasnt really a pink catapillar but a wichita grub like a maggot the size of a human thumb. He ate it while it was alive. And then he said "strewth thats good tucker mate".
Steve Irwin is my all time favourite Aussie besides Alf from Home & Away. I saw him on TV chasing a herd of wild bush pigs for no apparent reason. He grabbed hold of a sow and dragged her to the floor and then grabbed her teats to show the camera she had piglets nearby. He said "I reckon she doesnt like me touching those little beauties" and the sow was really angry at being chased and groped by a mad guy in shorts. When he let go of her she came back to try and attack him but then stopped and looked at him before slinking away sideways. I guess the pig realised he was a bit mad and decided to leave him alone.
The motto of the story is if you find a pink caterpillar in your girlfriends bush its probably her clitoris. Dont spray it with insecticide.
Magoo.......Cares About The Environment and Never Molests Pigs
Re: Who Do I thank??????????????
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:49 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Steve Irwin rules.
I love the way he throws himself onto a sleeping croc, fights to get a rope on its lower jaw, sticks a sack over its head and stuffs his thumbs up its cloaca, and then looks into the camera and with a meaty grin says "Ooohh he's a bit cranky right now."
No shit Stevo. Croc bondage with sexual assaults and its a BIT cranky?
DANGER, DANGER, DANGER!
Steve Irwin
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:09 pm
by magoo
Yeah but if the croc bites him he might "bleed out and DIE". Yikes thats a scarey critter and my thumb is right up his cloaca. Amazing!
Holden chum. What is a cloaca? I know its an arse but what is the origin of the word.
Keep watching Southpark dude!
Re: Steve Irwin
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:16 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
I think it's from the Latin.
Cloaca Maxima of Rome.
Sewage tunnel.
Re: Steve Irwin
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:24 pm
by Silius Sodus
Ah yes. Drains are a Roman invention you know. My friend Poopipius is an engineer of sewers with Hackney Council. He has awife you know etc etc etc
As for your knowledge on such matters I can only assume you were once a "brown pipe engineer". Dont be ashamed us Romans love that sort of thing.
Re: Steve Irwin
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:43 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
It cam across as if I knew wtf I was talking about right?
Ahahaha part of my master plan.
I consulted de ingerliesh dickshunairy.
Re: Steve Irwin
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 11:11 pm
by MJ
Check mah bad invincible self mo fo! I knew dat Holden was jive talkin and windin up his homey magoo with such improbable drainage related muthahfuckery. I just told my homey Martin Bashir to quit dangling my baby off the balconey for one moment and check this shit
Dictionary my ass. Eeeh Heee! Sha mon.