Bo Selecta
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buttsie
Re:attn Liz
No tissues in this household just several well worn picnic blankets
cheers
B....OZ Green Peace
Newsflash...JJs nuts roasted after 4 minute marathon
cheers
B....OZ Green Peace
Newsflash...JJs nuts roasted after 4 minute marathon
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magoo
Re: Bo Selecta
Have to agree with you there about boring Benjamin Elton.
I have had many a rant about him on here in the past. He used to bang on about how evil Murdoch and The Sun were in the eighties. But when he got married to that Aussie bint (Mrs Elton I think shes called) he sold his wedding photos to Murdochs "The Sun". What a twat. A sellout shitheap who isnt funny.
Still just to prove I am not being negative I will give the speccy twat credit for writing The Young Ones, Filthy Rich & Catflap and Blackadder (which reminds me I still need to sort that out for you Buttsie.....Sorry for delay).
Tomorrow I intend to make a post about Jim "nick nick" Davison. The sexist, racist, drink-driving cockney we all love to hate.
But yes Bo Selecta is sadly about to suffer the same fate as Pennis and Ali G. That style of humour never lasts. I still like the Michael Jackson sketches and Elton "Bum You Into Next Week" John. And The Bear of course.
I have had many a rant about him on here in the past. He used to bang on about how evil Murdoch and The Sun were in the eighties. But when he got married to that Aussie bint (Mrs Elton I think shes called) he sold his wedding photos to Murdochs "The Sun". What a twat. A sellout shitheap who isnt funny.
Still just to prove I am not being negative I will give the speccy twat credit for writing The Young Ones, Filthy Rich & Catflap and Blackadder (which reminds me I still need to sort that out for you Buttsie.....Sorry for delay).
Tomorrow I intend to make a post about Jim "nick nick" Davison. The sexist, racist, drink-driving cockney we all love to hate.
But yes Bo Selecta is sadly about to suffer the same fate as Pennis and Ali G. That style of humour never lasts. I still like the Michael Jackson sketches and Elton "Bum You Into Next Week" John. And The Bear of course.
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Holden MacGroyn
Re: Bo Selecta
At least we have been given a plethora of catch phrases that will soon be depleted thru over kill, from Bo.
"Sex wee" springs to mind and for some reason, "Bum you into next week" will haunt me.
I still say that Ali G's, "I know you. You went to Clapham common and got bummed by a rasta" will stay with me til my dying day.
Old Benhymen Elton does deserve respect for The Young Ones, although he did have help from Mayalls one time girlfriend and Deayton's long suffering wife, Lise Mayer.
Filthy, Rich & Ctaflap cold have been so much more if Mayall & Edmondson hadn't decided to chum each other up the cloaca for the next 15 years.
Does anyone remember the ill-fated Hardwick House?
ITV had to pull the plug on it. Had Rik & Ade in that as well.
As for Jim "Let me tell you about ma mate Chalky" Davidson, oh how I laughed as I sat with a pint of bitter at Butlins in Yarmouth laughing along at his "It's only a joke, no offence mate" routine.
...ok so I didn't but I bet someone out there did.
"Sex wee" springs to mind and for some reason, "Bum you into next week" will haunt me.
I still say that Ali G's, "I know you. You went to Clapham common and got bummed by a rasta" will stay with me til my dying day.
Old Benhymen Elton does deserve respect for The Young Ones, although he did have help from Mayalls one time girlfriend and Deayton's long suffering wife, Lise Mayer.
Filthy, Rich & Ctaflap cold have been so much more if Mayall & Edmondson hadn't decided to chum each other up the cloaca for the next 15 years.
Does anyone remember the ill-fated Hardwick House?
ITV had to pull the plug on it. Had Rik & Ade in that as well.
As for Jim "Let me tell you about ma mate Chalky" Davidson, oh how I laughed as I sat with a pint of bitter at Butlins in Yarmouth laughing along at his "It's only a joke, no offence mate" routine.
...ok so I didn't but I bet someone out there did.
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magoo
Re: Bo Selecta
Alistair G must have been talking to that MP fella who was lurking about on the common. I remember the media fuss and the MPs strange explanation that he had merely been out having a walk when he met a rasta and went back to his house. I think the MP got robbed by the rasta man but made no complaint as he didnt want the press to find out. At first I thought he might have been buying dope but the media implied he was looking for bottom sex and the rasta lured him home with the promise of sex and then pinched his money. Or something like that. Wether or not the MP did actually get bummed by the rasta will remain a mystery.
I dont remember Hardwick House but I do remember Happy Families which was Ade & Saunders but no RiK. I think Elton wrote that too.
Rik & Ade did write some good stuff. The Comic Strip Presents Mr Jolly Lives Next Door guest starring Peter Cook and Nicholas "Cunt" Parsons was funny. Better than Supergrass which got a cinema release for some reason.
Ah yes. Lise Mayer. If I recall she was a babe. Wonder what she saw in Angus the coke fiend. I mean Riks a good looking bloke but Angus .....Fuck!
Davidson was recently given the opportunity to dust off his Chalky jokes while "entertaining" the troops in Kuwait. As life wasnt crap enough already for them the MoD decide to torture their own men with Davidsons shite act. He basically ripped the piss out of his Kuwaiti driver/minder infront of everyone by using all his old material but substituting his pakistani stereotypes for Arab ones. Saying "ohh look at him he cant speak a word of english. lets take him back to the UK he can live in Slough" A few black british servicemen looked uncomfortable and the women in the audience got the usual stick from Jimbo about how good it was women were allowed in the forces as the lads need someone to wash the dishes. The git was also making a nuisance of himself down in Gibralter. Lots of unamused forces peeps who had to sit and watch his crappy act when the could have been in the pub instead. They should have chucked him in the water.
I dont remember Hardwick House but I do remember Happy Families which was Ade & Saunders but no RiK. I think Elton wrote that too.
Rik & Ade did write some good stuff. The Comic Strip Presents Mr Jolly Lives Next Door guest starring Peter Cook and Nicholas "Cunt" Parsons was funny. Better than Supergrass which got a cinema release for some reason.
Ah yes. Lise Mayer. If I recall she was a babe. Wonder what she saw in Angus the coke fiend. I mean Riks a good looking bloke but Angus .....Fuck!
Davidson was recently given the opportunity to dust off his Chalky jokes while "entertaining" the troops in Kuwait. As life wasnt crap enough already for them the MoD decide to torture their own men with Davidsons shite act. He basically ripped the piss out of his Kuwaiti driver/minder infront of everyone by using all his old material but substituting his pakistani stereotypes for Arab ones. Saying "ohh look at him he cant speak a word of english. lets take him back to the UK he can live in Slough" A few black british servicemen looked uncomfortable and the women in the audience got the usual stick from Jimbo about how good it was women were allowed in the forces as the lads need someone to wash the dishes. The git was also making a nuisance of himself down in Gibralter. Lots of unamused forces peeps who had to sit and watch his crappy act when the could have been in the pub instead. They should have chucked him in the water.
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Aspidistra
Re: Bo Selecta
So Jim Davidson was on stage, surrounded by soldiers (with guns) and he's still alive? How? It either says a lot about the restraint of our soldiers or maybe that they all enjoy a nice bit of racism from time to time...they do have a penchant for beating up Cypriots.
Bunch of douchebags!
Bunch of douchebags!
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magoo
Re: Bo Selecta
In Cyprus three british soldiers abducted a Danish girl from a petrol station with the intention of raping her. They didnt end up raping her but they did beat her to death with a shovel and bury her in a shallow grave.
They are now in prison. The bosses were happy to turn a blind eye to them glassing British tourists and locals but when they killed that girl the army decided they had gone too far.
They are now in prison. The bosses were happy to turn a blind eye to them glassing British tourists and locals but when they killed that girl the army decided they had gone too far.
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The Healer
Re: Bo Selecta
Is it a comedy?. You could have fooled me. As bad as The League of Gentlemen and equally crap.
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magoo
Re: League Of Gentleman
LOG was not crap. It was brilliant. I bet you dont like Pheonix Nights either.
Are you over 45? If so perhaps this might explain things:-) Having said that my dad likes LOG so my ageist remark is not totally true.
BTW your missing My Family on BBC1 thats more your cup of tea. Last of The Summer Wine is on satellite too if your interested.
Are you over 45? If so perhaps this might explain things:-) Having said that my dad likes LOG so my ageist remark is not totally true.
BTW your missing My Family on BBC1 thats more your cup of tea. Last of The Summer Wine is on satellite too if your interested.
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steve56
Re: League Of Gentleman
my family rob lindsay never stops looking at the autocue,bring back get some in.