Gerry Cottle eat yer heart out!!!
[No animals were hurt, teased or annoyed in the making of this post].
wheres my beans!
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han c
Re: wheres my beans!
Just thought I'd better point out that the new Clown must be able to drive Magoos bananna mobile - Magoo and I have eaten to much that we refuse to drive - the wheels have fallen off my bag of shite car - so basically I'm stuffed!
New clown please with full bananna mobile driving skills! Apply with in to the clown of OZ or the Baker.
I'm very interested to see this art piece - as long as the pussy looks OK the face don't matter HA HA. Well as long as it don't look like a back end of a bus mmmm I've changed my mind JJ the face has got to look right (double chin and all! ) all this eating the weights really piled on! Ha ha.
Soon I'll be doing Fat porn - mmmmm know thats interesting a new fetish Magoo! I've seen them sites they look like fun.....rolling around in jelly and beans mmmmmmmmm oh dear what has happening to me hhhhhhheeeeeeeellllllllppppppp.
Right thats it No more food I'm off on a diet - see food and eat it ha ha ha
Lots of love
Han the hungry one!
New clown please with full bananna mobile driving skills! Apply with in to the clown of OZ or the Baker.
I'm very interested to see this art piece - as long as the pussy looks OK the face don't matter HA HA. Well as long as it don't look like a back end of a bus mmmm I've changed my mind JJ the face has got to look right (double chin and all! ) all this eating the weights really piled on! Ha ha.
Soon I'll be doing Fat porn - mmmmm know thats interesting a new fetish Magoo! I've seen them sites they look like fun.....rolling around in jelly and beans mmmmmmmmm oh dear what has happening to me hhhhhhheeeeeeeellllllllppppppp.
Right thats it No more food I'm off on a diet - see food and eat it ha ha ha
Lots of love
Han the hungry one!
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magoo
Re: wheres my beans!
A little poem for Hannah Banana whos always full of beans;
Beans Beans Theyre good for your heart
The more you eat the more you fart
OK its not really a poem but its the best I can do at the moment. Quite a romantic poem eh? I`m thinking of becoming a poet aswell as a clown.
By the way Hannah theres nothing wrong with a curvy figure so dont worry about the custard and bean feasts you have been having. As long as the suspension on the bananamobile can handle it then your OK. I love big bums in big pants. Also the E-numbers in the jelly will make you hyperactive and that will burn off some calories.
Magoo (expert dietician and part time loony)
Beans Beans Theyre good for your heart
The more you eat the more you fart
OK its not really a poem but its the best I can do at the moment. Quite a romantic poem eh? I`m thinking of becoming a poet aswell as a clown.
By the way Hannah theres nothing wrong with a curvy figure so dont worry about the custard and bean feasts you have been having. As long as the suspension on the bananamobile can handle it then your OK. I love big bums in big pants. Also the E-numbers in the jelly will make you hyperactive and that will burn off some calories.
Magoo (expert dietician and part time loony)
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magoo bean serious
Re: wheres my beans!
Hannah if I can be serious for a couple of seconds. I always wondered out of the scenes you did which one did you enjoy the most?
Magoo from the Planet Beanus
Magoo from the Planet Beanus
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buttsie english 101
Re: wheres my beans!
Looks more like the start of a limerick to me,you're not part Irish by any chance.(That was your own work I take it-no help from Rick Mayall(the peoples poet)
Oz Version(very rough draft copy)
Beanz Meanz Fartz(forgot there was a lady present)
Anybody care to give ne a discription of the banana mobile(keep conjuring up the banana splits(good theme song for the circus)
cheers
Oz
Oz Version(very rough draft copy)
Beanz Meanz Fartz(forgot there was a lady present)
Anybody care to give ne a discription of the banana mobile(keep conjuring up the banana splits(good theme song for the circus)
cheers
Oz
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magoo adores H
Re: wheres my beans!
Buttsie, Bearing in mind your rants about the Catholic Churchs evils and your proud boast at being Church of England I dont think I ought to get into a discussion on religion. Australia is full of Catholics and people of Irish descent. So is Britain. The Irish built our roads, railways and canals. About 15% of us are Roman Catholics. Not to mention that place down under where we sent our undesireables which is also full of left footers.
Look at some of the great looking girls we have (like Hannah), due to Irish blood. Manchester and Liverpool over 50% catholics from Irish roots. Not to mention Glasgow. Ask Phil Mc.
Look at some of the great looking girls we have (like Hannah), due to Irish blood. Manchester and Liverpool over 50% catholics from Irish roots. Not to mention Glasgow. Ask Phil Mc.
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jj
Re: wheres my beans!
As for the bananamobile..well, it';s sort of yellow, and......
...well, fruity.
As you'd expect.
Oh, and it's bent, so you can't drive it in Europe due to EU regulations.
But you CAN drive unicycles, as long as they only have one wheel.
...well, fruity.
As you'd expect.
Oh, and it's bent, so you can't drive it in Europe due to EU regulations.
But you CAN drive unicycles, as long as they only have one wheel.
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buttsie Beans Means Heinz
Re: wheres my beans!
Is mentioning the word Irish politically incorrect these days.
How did ya jump from irish to religion?
I've got nothing but respect for the Irish especially when they make World Cups(1990 Coached by an Englishman).Who doesn't love St Patricks day green beer and guiness.For the record my best mate of 15 years is Irish.
Thanks for the history lesson,always keen to learn.
They seem to have this stigma attached to them for what reason who knows just look at the comedy "Blazing Saddles".(more beans Mr Taggart)
As for religion....Converting to Buddhism and may resort to moving to Nepal(live in a cave-satellite dish etc).Will never again mention anything remotely related to religion because everybody thinks that they are right and there's know areas for compromise or discussion which is irrational.
Keep working on you Limerick only three lines to go if you need help ask the dictionary i'm sure he's got a few spare terms he doesn't need.
cheers
How did ya jump from irish to religion?
I've got nothing but respect for the Irish especially when they make World Cups(1990 Coached by an Englishman).Who doesn't love St Patricks day green beer and guiness.For the record my best mate of 15 years is Irish.
Thanks for the history lesson,always keen to learn.
They seem to have this stigma attached to them for what reason who knows just look at the comedy "Blazing Saddles".(more beans Mr Taggart)
As for religion....Converting to Buddhism and may resort to moving to Nepal(live in a cave-satellite dish etc).Will never again mention anything remotely related to religion because everybody thinks that they are right and there's know areas for compromise or discussion which is irrational.
Keep working on you Limerick only three lines to go if you need help ask the dictionary i'm sure he's got a few spare terms he doesn't need.
cheers
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woodgnome
Re: wheres my beans!
some subjects are best avoided, at least in a forum like this that's not set up to cater for them.
as soon as anything vaguely political/religious is mentioned, people seem to get their dander up.
perhaps the lack of visual cues/limited means of nuance inherent in the medium make it inevitable.
as soon as anything vaguely political/religious is mentioned, people seem to get their dander up.
perhaps the lack of visual cues/limited means of nuance inherent in the medium make it inevitable.
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magoo apologetic
Re: wheres my beans!
Sorry about that rant. Too much booze and not enough beans. As woodgnome says religion is best avoided. Sorry Buttsie I was being a drunken git. I was thinking back to your recent argument with Rod Steward re catholics and got a bit carried away. I did not mean to imply that you were biggoted. I apologise.