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Fuck me! in the second set!!! thats my kitchen, note the liberal use of formica and melamine, topped of with those cool 'satin silk' handles, I should have taken that washing up liquid bottle out of the shot, I use that to 'loosen' Carol up first, cheap and cheerful, but does the job.(nicked from poundstretcher) by Carol of course.....

btw. She has seperate skin boxes, obviously she needs a bigger one for me!

R.o.t.f.l.m.a.o.

well magoo i was kinda posting thinking at the same time "the same thing sort of applies to women" the only thing is that he was talking about straight after having a shit....and most importantly men "probably" have worse hygiene down there...its hairier etc which must equate to some kinda of hygiene issues that women only get to a minimised scale....and also i cant imagine v.many nice girls taking a shit in a shopping bag just so she could be anally fucked... specially without any toilet paper about to minimise the following onslaught...euch. i woulda thought either way with men generally smelling worse the whole thing must be dogged by this overruling stench of shiteeee

i was in bed with a woman once[pam]she farted the smell was like chestnuts gone off,lol.

lol, knew you'd bloody have to say something

And there was me thinking you weren't the type to kiss and tell.

Hey Stevie, was this her???

Great site Liz one of Whiteleys I bet ........


'Gone off Chestnuts Farted by an open fire'
'Jack shit nipping at your nose ..........'

I might as well get the tree out ........ make a start !

Daily Star cossword.......come off it Magoo

All that Gateshead and Newcastle, its just an extension of Harrogate ......

pure blue Tory land ..........

finger in the air when you drink your china cup of tea .....no slurping from the saucer in front of Great aunt Agatha !!!!!


Its the use of the word Blunderbus that gave it away .........

Oh no i bet their was a band called Blunderbus in 1969 and were about to hear about them !!!!!...............Aggggghhhhhhhh