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Pervert
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Re: Uniform - traffic warden

Post by Pervert »

Hey, Elton, does Carol ever get you to dress in uniform? Horrible tie, tasteless jacket and poor-fitting wig? Just wondered. I suspect that she gets either you or Liz to "do a Whitely."
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Bronson Lee
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Re: Uniform - traffic warden

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Er.......yes ........keep it quite ...but I 'do a Whitely' twice nightly !
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Onan The Librarian
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Re: example 3

Post by Onan The Librarian »

Elton Dong wrote:

> i went out with a nun once .....but i got nun....

I also went out with a nun once. It was difficult at first, but once you got into the habit, it was fine.

I'm getting my coat as we speak :-)

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Re: example 3

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LOL .......


Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

er....steve told me that one in about 1734.......
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Re: example 3

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Two nuns on bikes riding down a cobbled street, one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."
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Re: example 3

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A nun is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked

there's a knock at the door.

The nun calls: "Who is it?"

a voice answers: "A blind man".

The nun decides to get a thrill by having the blind man in

the room while she's naked so she lets him in.

The man walks in, looks straight at the nun and says:

"Corrrrrrrrrrrr, and can I sell you a blind dearie...?"


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Lizard
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Re: Uniform - traffic warden

Post by Lizard »

I know, Iv,e seen the stains on her dress........

Elton(chuckit by the bucket) Dong

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Wink Wink
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Re: Uniform - traffic warden

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Andrea Clarke did a shoot for Mayfair once slowly stripping out of a nurses uniform..........ah! wonderful memories or in Andrea's case wonderful mammeries!! ;-)
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'ello 'ello 'ello

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A couple of arresting sites!!
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Re: 'ello 'ello 'ello

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well we wont see those 2 in the bill........
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