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Re: Uniform - traffic warden
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:57 pm
by Pervert
Hey, Elton, does Carol ever get you to dress in uniform? Horrible tie, tasteless jacket and poor-fitting wig? Just wondered. I suspect that she gets either you or Liz to "do a Whitely."
Re: Uniform - traffic warden
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:00 pm
by Bronson Lee
Er.......yes ........keep it quite ...but I 'do a Whitely' twice nightly !
Re: example 3
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:02 pm
by Onan The Librarian
Elton Dong wrote:
> i went out with a nun once .....but i got nun....
I also went out with a nun once. It was difficult at first, but once you got into the habit, it was fine.
I'm getting my coat as we speak
Re: example 3
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:13 pm
by Bronson Lee
LOL .......
Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
er....steve told me that one in about 1734.......
Re: example 3
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:16 pm
by Pervert
Two nuns on bikes riding down a cobbled street, one says to the other, "I've never come this way before."
Re: example 3
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:22 pm
by Bronson Lee
A nun is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked
there's a knock at the door.
The nun calls: "Who is it?"
a voice answers: "A blind man".
The nun decides to get a thrill by having the blind man in
the room while she's naked so she lets him in.
The man walks in, looks straight at the nun and says:
"Corrrrrrrrrrrr, and can I sell you a blind dearie...?"
copyright 56 1820
Re: Uniform - traffic warden
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 2:02 pm
by Lizard
I know, Iv,e seen the stains on her dress........
Elton(chuckit by the bucket) Dong
Re: Uniform - traffic warden
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:46 pm
by Wink Wink
Andrea Clarke did a shoot for Mayfair once slowly stripping out of a nurses uniform..........ah! wonderful memories or in Andrea's case wonderful mammeries!!
'ello 'ello 'ello
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 5:09 pm
by Wink Wink
A couple of arresting sites!!
Re: 'ello 'ello 'ello
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 5:10 pm
by steve56
well we wont see those 2 in the bill........