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Note to self: be sure and copyright idea about a scientist/entrepreneur (perhaps played by Sir Dickie with a dodgy Scottish accent) managing to clone a whole species of proto-Scousers by using DNA samples of a shellsuit caught in amber and opening an amusement arena featuring them. It could be called Giro-Sickie Park.

Watch with amazement as they grunt in their strange language "Awrite, awrite."

Be thrilled as they nut a T-Rex into next week.

Look on in horror as they strip down all the park vehicles in seconds.


Second note to self: apologise to any Liverpudlians for perpetuating ridiculous stereotype.

We apologised in advance too, but still got deleted.......

If such is my fate, so be it.

The 'Mersey Moderating Mafia', we call it........

Elephants? Deleted?
Blimey, they're famous for being thick-skinned.........
Is nothing sacred?

Ah: how stupid of me.
They must have been Liverpudlian pachyderms.

Sounds like I missed some fun and games. Maybe we need a list of sacred cows (or elephants) that we're not allowed to make comments about.

One of the important things in humour is being able to laugh at yourself---and being a Scottish football fan I've had plenty practice

Scottish football: another oxymoron?