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Another variation on this one is the Ninja biscuit !

A group of lads in a car (stolen) drive round , taking it in turns to sit in the back wanking over a Wagon wheel (you can nick them from most petrol stations and then eat four small chuncks off the edge to make an eight pointed star !) they drive up a high street and on the given signal throw the wanked over wagon wheel with frightening accuracy at an old lady with her granny trolly ..............

the last one to hit her in the face with it has to piss in her still moving trolly !

from the moving car .......... !

I would disapprove but it keeps them off the streets .... grannys that is...!

Ever considered teaming up with Lizard on his short stories book?

You could write the foreword

cheers
B....OZ

A favourite for TWOCers is to nick cars of the same colours as a snooker table; white,red,yellow,green,brown,blue,pink,black. They ultimately abandon and burn them after spotting the next colour in the sequence. I have a black GTE, so Im 'high up' in the scoring tables. Pink cars are hard to find so mauve or purple cars suffice if a pink car isn't to be found.
This generation of TWOCers!! What will they think of next? Sounds more exciting than Belgium Biscuit!!

I think the discharge(s) occur BEFORE they get caught.
And FF seems all too likely.
It's a long way from 'Knock Down Ginger', innit?