Strippers on C4

[Holden MacGroyn]

Actually they said "Holden, you wonderfully witty man who secretly has us in stitches, we are really really sorry but we cant allow it or every other toerag slag will join in."

Your dogs a bit of a moody slag then?

My dog doesn't get the chance with Max playing Marques of Catsbury rules and punching him on the nose.

Here's one I do to Max (My cat you sick perverts) I get a tiny piece of gaffer tape and stick it on his brow. Max freaks out and starts running backwards and loses his co-ordination totally.
I piss my self laughing & Max pisses next to the litter tray to show his fat ginger and white pube disgust.


....bored.