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Three girls go to Dixions to buy a Radio for the flat ....(they have lez sex in)

the radio is 30 pounds .....

the girls have 10 pounds each .......

they buy the radio ......(and then go to go home and have sex )

but the Manager tells the assistant who sold the radio ......
that he charged too much .... it should of cost 25 pounds .....

so he sends the assistant after the girls with 5 one pound coins ....

the assistant thinks 5 pounds between 3 girls wont go ! so he keeps
2 pounds and gives the girls 3 pounds , a pound each .......
(and yes they do go home and have sex)

Maths bit ...

all three girls have spent 9 pounds
3 x 9 = 27 pounds
the assistant stole 2 pounds

what happened to the other pound ?

You win...my heads just exploded

cheers
B....OZ

fuck knows Elton ... but what branch of Dixons is it mate, just in case they come back for a toaster??
crofter

And why didn't the manager get them to buy a webcam?

False premise: the girls initially spent TEN pounds each, not 9, therefore being entitled to 5/3= 1.67 (approx) pounds each refund.

...and when are Dixons gonna branch into plug-in sex toys?

well they have the right name ,DIXONS GET IT,LOL.

The second question does not say how far the race is.

You might overtake the last person if it's a long race by lapping them!

Remember you are the FIRST person in the race NOT the LAST!!

You ARE the Weakest Link!! GOODBYE!!!

Bugger, I must be losing my .... what are those little round glass balls called?

Mart

Well done jj, bet you can't get these 4 right.

1, How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

2, How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

3, The lion calls a meeting for all the animals. They all attend except one, which one?

4, You have to cross the crocodile infested river. You have no boat and it's too wide to jump. How do you cross safely?

I'll post the answers in a minute.

p.s Well done Wink Wink, that must be called unilateral, equilateral lateral thinking.

p.p.s I heard it was 3 nuns and a second hand tv.

p.p.p.s Bugger them malfunctioning calculators.