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Just came out of the coma started in 1990

"Drink" before running amuck.

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Hi, Buttsie you old Aussie Clown,

We are short of true celebs in this country. Thats why we admire talentless Aussies like Kylie, Danni, Jason etc

I vote for Alf out of Home & Away. Hes great. I love the way he rants on about stuff "for cryin aht load Elsa, ya dumb shiela". Now thats great. We should all take a lesson from Alf on how to talk to women. Keep them in thier place!

Just a joke! I would love to be bossed about by Hannah and/or Cathy Barry. Or both at the same time. Yess, that would be nice.

ps. Cathy, How do you make your skin so shiny. I love it. And the accent very sexy.

British Pantomime would die without Aussie soap stars and Frank Bruno. And did'nt Phil McC once have a Sheila sticking a portion of Brighton Rock up her pussy?
This is totally irrelevant, but i once saw a tv prog on Bravo i think which was about Aussie porn. An American company went over there to make a porn film using local talent, but none of the Aussie blokes could keep it up so they had to fly in the usual American blokes, Tom Byron etc. And we Brits think the Aussies beat us at everything.

Theres Wolfie speaking the truth. Power to the people! Free Peckham or is it Tooting?!
But dont knock Oz porn. They have some of the most up-for-it girls on the planet. I had a great experience with an Oz bird` she was.............No enough said.

Ich Bin Ein Alcoholic

Theres and old Aussie Joke that goes something like this,

The reason I don't last long is I can't wait to get down the pub to tell all my mates.

Funnily enough I read a while back one of our porn exports Sunny Mckay saying the one thing she really hated was men who couldn't control there dicks-then she left the country.


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Alas the Alf gene is still loose in the community(I think the term is Redneck)

I reckon the idea of tv producing celebs is a load of bullshit.
They call it acting but all they are doing is doing what they would do in real life except there's a script based on fantasy.
to follow.Just the fact that Nikki Visser was on Neighbours says it all to me about soaps.Give me Jerry Springer anyday.


Tv producing sex symbols I understand how else would understand the lust for Kate Ritchie that abounds the whole world over.
I say get a life or at least get on a decent forum with real people.


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If you're gonna keep insulting the two Special K's (Kylie and Kate), I'm gonna take my balls and go home.
Nanny says I mustn't play with rude boys.

What was you're name again

Billy the Kid(LOL)
didn't realise goats played ball sports


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Oz

Alf is cool. Oz soaps are piss poor in general. A wise man once said.....Go to bed Magoo all night drinking is bad.

Agree Oz soaps are pathetic but them show me one that isn't.
Alf's ok But Kermit Rocks.(there's two celebs I'd like too meet)

Drinking all night is good for the creative mind just look at all the great artists they all had a vice(Drugs,alcohol).

As a friend was once advised when drinking try a glass of water in between each drink.She said I can do better than that normally I have my Scotch on the rocks now I'll add water.(or in Vodka's case add orange juice)

Problem solvered.

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Buttsie