Solo

[alec]

woodgnome wrote:
> after all, the non-wankers are
> different from you and me...

There are wankers actual and wankers metaphorical. I suspect this Goldsmith is both.

Anyway, in his tireless search for people to sneer at, how does he have time for a girlfriend?

[buttsie out of touch]

I've heard his girlfriend is full of hot air...mainly his!!

cheers

[richy]

Absolutely brilliant, Buttsie. I'm afraid I had trouble seeing these replies, though. Can't think why.

[woodgnome]

i was paraphrasing f. scott fitzgerald's idiotic adage, "the rich are different from you and me".

to which ernest hemingway replied, "yes, they have more money".

[Flett]

It has been said that eternity is a good wank. It has also been said that wanking introduces you to a better class of woman, so why not try it, lad?

[magoo]

Mr Magoo was a short sighted cartoon character. I thought he might have been short sighted through watching too much porn and/or wanking. So the name seemed appropriate to this forum somehow.

So in a sense I was taking the piss out of myself with that choice of name but I`ve done it now. So Spencer will have a hard job sneering at anyone who is capable of laughing at themselves.

Just for the record I wish I had the desire and stamina to wank all day but alas once you reach a certain age you cant be bothered that often. I suspect Spenser is probably a four times a day man and still to young to buy porn. Ah! Those were the days! I remember them well.

It might suprise Spenser to learn that some of us do have girlfreinds but still enjoy "cracking one off" to our favourite porn scene occasionally. I dont know why this victorian idea that wanking is bad still persists. Try it Spenser it might make you less up-tight about things.

[wolfie]

I reckon he/she has a Rebekah Teasdale Blow Up Doll. Luckily she's only small, so he/she may have a little energy left after blowing it up. All the interbreeding makes them a little strange, you have to forgive them.

[buttsie in sync]

My weekly schedule

Monday Internet
Tuesday Girlfriend
Wednesday Internet
Thursday Girlfriend
Friday Internet
Saturday Girlfriend
Sunday Confession in a Strait Jacket

Sunday being the day of rest is the best time to read posts.
If you still find the urge slip into something uncomfortable like a strait jacket(my girlfriend loves to do it up for me)
bless her.

cheers
Village Elder
oz...tralia

[magoo]

My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating.

He said it was upseting the other patients in the waiting room.... (boom, boom)

[buttsie Doctor at large]

Must have had a good supply of mags to choose from,

New Idea,Womens Weekly,National Geographic

Which one was it?

cheers
Sicko