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woodgnome wrote:
> after all, the non-wankers are
> different from you and me...

There are wankers actual and wankers metaphorical. I suspect this Goldsmith is both.

Anyway, in his tireless search for people to sneer at, how does he have time for a girlfriend?

I've heard his girlfriend is full of hot air...mainly his!!

cheers

Absolutely brilliant, Buttsie. I'm afraid I had trouble seeing these replies, though. Can't think why.

i was paraphrasing f. scott fitzgerald's idiotic adage, "the rich are different from you and me".

to which ernest hemingway replied, "yes, they have more money".

It has been said that eternity is a good wank. It has also been said that wanking introduces you to a better class of woman, so why not try it, lad?

Mr Magoo was a short sighted cartoon character. I thought he might have been short sighted through watching too much porn and/or wanking. So the name seemed appropriate to this forum somehow.

So in a sense I was taking the piss out of myself with that choice of name but I`ve done it now. So Spencer will have a hard job sneering at anyone who is capable of laughing at themselves.

Just for the record I wish I had the desire and stamina to wank all day but alas once you reach a certain age you cant be bothered that often. I suspect Spenser is probably a four times a day man and still to young to buy porn. Ah! Those were the days! I remember them well.

It might suprise Spenser to learn that some of us do have girlfreinds but still enjoy "cracking one off" to our favourite porn scene occasionally. I dont know why this victorian idea that wanking is bad still persists. Try it Spenser it might make you less up-tight about things.

I reckon he/she has a Rebekah Teasdale Blow Up Doll. Luckily she's only small, so he/she may have a little energy left after blowing it up. All the interbreeding makes them a little strange, you have to forgive them.

My weekly schedule

Monday Internet
Tuesday Girlfriend
Wednesday Internet
Thursday Girlfriend
Friday Internet
Saturday Girlfriend
Sunday Confession in a Strait Jacket

Sunday being the day of rest is the best time to read posts.
If you still find the urge slip into something uncomfortable like a strait jacket(my girlfriend loves to do it up for me)
bless her.

cheers
Village Elder
oz...tralia

My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating.

He said it was upseting the other patients in the waiting room.... (boom, boom)

Must have had a good supply of mags to choose from,

New Idea,Womens Weekly,National Geographic

Which one was it?

cheers
Sicko