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I like the way Alec tried to do a BlackAdderesque delivery.
The bit where he quotes me in full...."No" and then he does it again..
I have to deduct funny marks as the rapier like thrust of his jib was good for one quote only.
Had he maximized the quote to include my full text, then said "No", it would have been a better delivery.

Thoughts on Alec's timing?

Personally, I think he's pissed off cos I didn't use his name in the original text. I mentioned El WoodyGnomo, or Ger-nome as I like to call him.

Now,now now, that's enough of the Frankie Howerd impressions. lol

Duz that mean i cant pimp myself and my fantastic mix cds of my live dj sets that i record and send to intrested parties for payment...tracklisting available on request?...

Tez

"Suck me beautiful...."

Indeed I did forget Phil, as I have no idea who he is!
There's a third to the unholy trinity?

Ger-nome as in Gahan of Dave Gahan of shite band Depeche Mode.

Gah, or G' as in Gay G'Nome, not that I'm in any way suggesting he's homosexual, just the phonetics required for the G'Nome sound.

I better get the ger-fuck out of here before I get a ger-kick in the ger-bollocks.

loved hes and june whitfields version of je taime.

What's that in English?
Iz u like a bad gyangsta deeejay wiv mixin' skills?
Iz it troo u did nuff damij to ya muvvas old Hitachi turntable and mash up er stylus an' scratchin' up er Des O'Connor vinyls, seen?

Actually, I was going to give out the URL to my web site for everyone to download my short films and mp3's of me playing my strat & a sax..although not at the same time.
Ah well....it could have been soooo good.

Actually, the link was to an absolutely amazing bootleg site.