Right....

[Deuce Bigolo]

Careful Sonny....some of us are around that age and on here having fun
if only to escape the clutches of those creatures called wimmin

Still I know what you mean

When I was 21 I was always out on the town making a first class jackass of myself.Spending squillions to have 'fun'

I look back on it now and think...what a wanker I was but I was having fun

cheers
B....OZ

[IdolDroog]

lol sorry Deuce man, I dont think of any of you lot as old, in fact if I knew no different Id think you were all 20somethings. Are you all escaping a thing called wimmin? Its the no1 thing I always think about when I read a post from someone and I see their age is like 37 or 50....I wonder how many of the more senior gentlemen on here are actually married, because it would be easy and forgiveable to picture everyone as middle aged and single for whatever reason and reading a porn site....you know.

In response to your comment about fun - trouble is im just not really the "fun" type although wish I was, was always shit with women and my "balls only dropped" in the last few years (translated : got better looking). Im hoping when I get away in Sept ill become more social and can start building up those precious regrets like the rest of you

[Deuce Bigolo]

Everybody has a different view of what fun is

The secret to having fun(and not just getting together with friends and getting shitfaced) is hobbies/interests(not including wimmin...lol) that you have a passion about

These are what make work bearable when it gets tough and should last a lifetime and no doubt result in life long friends

Wimmin run a close second but theres plenty of fish in the sea and time is on your side.

Remember...How we see ourselves isn't how other poeple see us

Beauty is only skin deep afterall...far more things to a relationship than looks....so if you do crack mirrors in one look work on other aspects of yourself

cheers
B....OZ

PS Surprisingly you can have an interest in Porn and have a lady friend
There are a few examples on here

As for us 37-100 year old single male cave dwelling homosapiens
I can only speak for myself....the forum to me is a release valve....
where you can speak your mind without having to think of the ramifications
as in real life(within limits)

[IdolDroog]

Thanks for your reply Deuce. I guess you are right about the hobbies and life thing, I think im just mentally older and wiser than most my age and thus dancing in a club and choking some poor girl with my tongue is largely unappealling to me.

As for beauty/relationships, its natural I would have somewhat leftover obsession with appearance due to having such intense issues with my own since i was too young - about 11. I think ive just obsessed over every part and now theres nothing left to stress over As for cracking mirrors - im overly informed thats not my problem, so i guess thats that.

What does interest me though, without prying or upsetting is just the curiousity I have about the 37-100 (or even 27-100_) single male catagory and how you/they feel about being single. Personally Id get married tomorrow if I had met the right girl so I guess its maybe a fear of becoming a 27-100....(no disrespect)

The forum of me is my main source of intelligent conversation - young people seem incapable of thinking clearly for 10 seconds, women seem largely illogical so that leaves blokes - lots to moan about with each other


oh btw the way - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




J
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Why does some cunt always detract away from your birthday eh?

[Deuce Bigolo]

IdolDroog wrote:

> Thanks for your reply Deuce. I guess you are right about the
> hobbies and life thing, I think im just mentally older and
> wiser than most my age and thus dancing in a club and choking
> some poor girl with my tongue is largely unappealling to me.

I used frequent nightclubs every friday & saturday nights
As one ex-girlfriend put it..........they're just meat markets
One old workmate scored one night...ran into the same bird the next week and her reply was...Do I know you?....How can you have sex and not remember is beyond me


> As for beauty/relationships, its natural I would have somewhat
> leftover obsession with appearance due to having such intense
> issues with my own since i was too young - about 11. I think
> ive just obsessed over every part and now theres nothing left
> to stress over As for cracking mirrors - im overly
> informed thats not my problem, so i guess thats that.

Fair enough....you've just won 2nd prize in a beauty contest...lol
>
> What does interest me though, without prying or upsetting is
> just the curiousity I have about the 37-100 (or even 27-100_)
> single male catagory and how you/they feel about being single.
> Personally Id get married tomorrow if I had met the right girl
> so I guess its maybe a fear of becoming a 27-100....(no
> disrespect)
>
Its a fact that many women & men end up single for what ever reasons

A couple of cliches that come to mind

To succeed you must fail

You only fail when you don't try

Life is a journey not a destination

I don't think that being single or married is an issue
If your single,live alone and have no friends,family & prospects then it might well be which leads neatly back to interests/hobbies

Never put all your eggs into one basket

Good mate of mine got married 10 years ago
Was happy as larry but slowly all us old friends were dropped from their social calendar.They got a divorce after 5 years and he was left with no marriage & no friends at 35.Now that would be something to fear

and When you consider that most marriages only last 7 years
someone who is currently happily married could quite easily be single with and ex-wife & kids to support sometime in the future


> The forum of me is my main source of intelligent conversation -
> young people seem incapable of thinking clearly for 10 seconds,
> women seem largely illogical so that leaves blokes - lots to
> moan about with each other

Who are these intelligent forumites of which you speak?

I'd send you my copy of Men are from Mars Women are from Venus by John Gray if I hadn't lent it to my parents.

Explains women & men to a tee inclusing the illogical bits


>
>
> oh btw the way - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hip Hip Hooraaayyyyy!!!!!!!

Why was he born.......
>
>
>
>
> J
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> Why does some cunt always detract away from your birthday eh?

because Birthdays count very little

My 35th was the same as my 29th and my 24th was the same as 12th

[angus young]

"There's plenty of fish in the sea" - but watch out for the sharks.

[Bronson Lee]

All the best Tez !

and if you find your copy of Ichi ... even better .... lol

Didnt know you were a Dead Ken's fan ...... ?

Jello Biafra is my Hero have you ever heard the LARD 12" ?

[Tez]

i wondered who the fuck i'd done that for!!!

Send me yr addy and its on its way dude

Tez

[Holden MacGroyn]

Ichi...as in The Killer?
Clas stuff matey.

So how did it go?
Did you get laid?

By the way, not all cool people are born this time of year.

Modesty prevents me from telling you all that I am an August dude and cool as a Polar Bears nutsack.

I put the YO in Leo....an dat

[Deuce Bigolo]

That must make me a 'cool dude' as well

I just be changing me name to Leo Wanker then

A recently retired Celeb Name downunder now not much used

believe it or not

cheers
B....OZ